I mixed together a bottle of Smirnoff and E&J Brandy when my friends and I went to a hotel party after the football homecoming. After drinking the entire thing, one of my friends who was even more drunk than I was revealed the fact that he had stolen some girls' room key who was just down the hall from us earlier that night. So I went out to the car, probably stumbled/tripped/fell down several stairs on the way, went in the trunk, and got out some shaving cream, and some other shit I had been saving for later, to get people while they were sleeping. We went down to the girls' room, slipped into a totally dark room, (mind you, we're all still totally wasted) and several of us hid against a bunch of walls. We all then proceeded to turn the heat all the way up, so they'll be sweating and shit, and began pouring the shaving cream, lotion, cake icing, and Vaseline on everyone's faces. Well, we're still drunk, so we're all a little clumsy doing it, so we were in there a good fifteen minutes or so (we didn't JUST put it on their faces

). Someone started playing with one of their faces with his dick. At this point, half of us weren't able to contain our laughter, but these girls were in a deep sleep. After I used up my shaving cream that I had, I slipped over by the door. By now, I was slightly aware of what I was doing, and aware that they might wake up because of the noise we were making. The girls were already talking in their sleep, probably dreaming, because one of them, the one who someone was playing with with his dick, was saying shit like 'get your dick away from my lips, i know who you is', 'you play too much', shit like that. By now, I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the door. Well, someone started laughing loudly, and one of the girls woke up. Everyone except one person, me being the first, ran out the door, fast as we could. That one person got trapped, and got stuck in their bathroom, hiding, hoping he wouldn't be discovered.
We ran back to our room, and about five minutes later, our friend who got stuck in the room showed up, asking why we left him. Most of us are still in a drunken stupor, so we're saying things like 'why didn't your ass climb out the damn window' and shit like that.
Oh man, that was the most fun I'd had in a while.