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S.C.U.M. Presents : Havok Wishes He Was Cuddles.

Who's a bigger whore on wtf.com?


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^Look at me, I'm cool as hell!^

Cuddles is my idol. When I grow up, I'm gonna post horribly, and negative rep everybody because I'm an idiot.

Soon, I'll have enough balls to post my boobies, so all the guys can rep me.

My whole life is planned out.​




Are you a whore on wtf.com? Then show it! Post a pic! I bet if we did Cuddles would let us into her little club, "C.L.A.M."!

God she's my idol.





(Oh yeah if you read this Cuddles I'm using "sarcasm". Look it up in the dictionary)
 

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Look everyone, I'm descent. :thumbsup:
 
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LiberatioN said:
"Is that actually you?!"

...lol

Hell yeah it's me Liberation.

And I'm the new whore of wtf.com.


Rep me bitches!

:rotflmao:
 
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Fire_ze_Missles said:
What the hell happened to your plethora of hair?!

Ha, It's back in a pony tail.


I figured I'd look more like a whore with it back, and wet. :thumbsup:



Edit:


See, it's there. I dunno if you can tell.​
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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Oh man, I thought you had shaved your head.

You big, fat manwhore. :thumbsup:
 
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Fire_ze_Missles said:
Oh man, I thought you had shaved your head.

You big, fat manwhore. :thumbsup:

Yeah! I've got a girlfriend, and she touches my boobies, and that makes me cool!

Don't flame me people, I might get upset and tell you I'm tired.

Then I'll neg rep you, listen to emo, and kill myself. :(
 
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woo woo here comes the flame train on it's weekly route to cuddles :thumbsup:
 
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dull_bullet said:
woo woo here comes the flame train on it's weekly route to cuddles :thumbsup:

Yup, I'm on the wagon baby! Hopefully I'm not added to the other list of dipshits who made threads about Cuddles. I did mine tastefully.


And GF, wtf is your post about? I'm lost. :(
 
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gehtfuct said:
...fuckin' Taters......Who you callin' psycho?!
Shit! Ron White is my idol. I soon hope my liver is destroyed like his.

God people, I'ma whore, rep me already!

:rotflmao:
 

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HavokChylde said:
Shit! Ron White is my idol. I soon hope my liver is destroyed like his.

God people, I'ma whore, rep me already!

:rotflmao:
No...that would be Tater Salad.

"I had the right to remain silent....but,I didn't have the ability.".

I invented Fuckin' Taters back in the early 1800's.
The three of us,(me,myself and I) dedicated our lives,to form what we all know and love as "Fuckin' Taters" ,today.
 
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gehtfuct said:
No...that would be Tater Salad.

"I had the right to remain silent....but,I didn't have the ability.".

I invented Fuckin' Taters back in the early 1800's. The three of us,(me,myself and I) dedicated our lives,to form what we all know and love as
"Fuckin' Taters" ,today

Fuckin' Taters has been done brother. Same guy, same catchphrase, just extended a bit.


Anyways, I forgive you. Can I freely use this "Fuckin Taters" with your permission? It only seems right for a whore of my whoreness.
 

DIZNUTS

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Havok i don't know if i should be aroused or disturbed.....hmmm...i will go with the first one :thumbsup:
 
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Go ahead and be both, just as long as my slutty ass gets some rep, and a thread with 10,000 replies!


Well, since Cuddles is sensitive like a nipple, you can go ahead and turn this thread into a "What Does Havok Have to Say" kind of thread.



Go ahead and use this untainted image, to abuse me! I won't bitch like that no-fun-having-wannabe-flamer Cuddles.
 

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HavokChylde said:
God people, I'ma whore, rep me already! :rotflmao:
You gotta put out like a good little bitch first. I wanna see some NIPPLE! Take it to the next level Havok.
 
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UberSkippy said:
You gotta put out like a good little bitch first. I wanna see some NIPPLE! Take it to the next level Havok.
Fuck. Ok, I'll post some nipple in about an hour or so. Well, maybe in about 30 minutes. I've got to let the phone charge up first. :thumbsup:

But I'm a whore, so you can count on me!
 

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HavokChylde said:
Fuckin' Taters has been done brother. Same guy, same catchphrase, just extended a bit.
I don't think so,Scooter. I'll have you know that I pwn three patents on "Fuckin'Taters". Two of which were handed down by my Great Great Grandpappy Gehtfuct Sr. II. I remember what ol' pappy geht used to say to me when I was a boy;"GEHT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE,BOY!"
Good times.

HavokChylde said:
Anyways, I forgive you. Can I freely use this "Fuckin Taters" with your permission? It only seems right for a whore of my whoreness.
Um..yes,your whoreness. As you wish.

*gehtfuct slowly backs away,never losing eye contact.*
 
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