Jesus....
Do you have "friends with benefits"?
When you plan on getting trashed with them, hoping for some of those "extra benefits" to kick in (after you both are well intoxicated, of course) "You gotta have a plan!"
Seriously kids, it's just like making a fire escape route out of your home.
If you don't have some reason, why they have to leave before morning time comes, and the sun blinds your hung over body, then you're left with a wonderful feeling of regret. Or itchyness. (It's just a slight hypochondriac thing going on, promise.)
Ok, well ignore the itchyness kiddies, the free ride was worth it.
But, if you allow this "partner", to stick around until morning time, chances are, their uncomfortable feeling (from seeing your ugly ass naked body in sobriety) will make them never, ever come back for a little forbidden-guilty-free-fruit.
Would you prefer some dollar-store lotion, and profile pics of the "hottie girls" (or guys) to get you through another sexually frustrating evening?
Didn't think so. Shallow is good.