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S.C.U.M. Presents : Havok's "What the Fuck are you Doing Awake at this Hour?" Hour.

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If you're posting here :

It's late as fuck.
You should be asleep.
Probably no one is on.
You're not sure what the fuck to talk about.
Life sucks. You fucking insomniac.


So I'm gonna give you something.


Just tell me what the fuck you're doing awake at this hour. Fucking losers.
 
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It's fucking 4:07 in the morning.

I'm eating a cup of noodles. Chicken flavored. Cheap, yet always tasty.

I'm watching some cartoons on Adult Swim. Fucking Venture Brothers rock.

For some reason I've got the Batman and Robin Soundtrack in the stereo. There's some weird ass songs on there, other than the one's I bought it for. I bought it for Smashing Pumpkins songs. They are good, but they were never put on a CD. It fucking sucks. Well whatever about the Pumpkins, one of the songs on here is fucking Jewel -Foolish Games. My dumb fucking ex used to listen to that shit. I almost, ALMOST, let it play. Just to get sentimental, ya know....? Then I changed it to Rob Zombie - Boogeyman. Dumb bitch thought she was gonna fuck my emotions up again.

For some reason I'm sitting on mIRC, having the oddest conversation in my life with Nymphchick, and BrainWashMonkey. I've got it down to the fact that there are "manly men", "womanly men", "manly women" and, "womanly women". Sadly enough, I'm a "Womanly man". Fucking sensitive bullshit.

I'm waiting for Nymph to post a flame, so we can go and battle her. Apparently she's drunk. She "wants to fight".


That's pretty much what the fuck I'm doing awake at this hour. God, kill me.





If you post here, you don't have to be as vivid.


But don't lie, if you're up this late, and you post in this thread, your "Life Sucks".
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I too am sadly interlocked in a battle on the WTF.com IRC channel. Havok seems to think that Nymphchick is going to give him some over the net. I say it cannot be done. He says true love cannot be denied. I don't know what to say.

I'm hungry for some cereal.
 
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brainwashmonkey said:
I too am sadly interlocked in a battle on the WTF.com IRC channel. Havok seems to think that Nymphchick is going to give him some over the net. I say it cannot be done. He says true love cannot be denied. I don't know what to say.

I'm hungry for some cereal.
Haha, funny funny guy. Be nice, you start a flame, then every one else will. None of that. But there has been some weird "battle" on Irc. Like i said up above.
 
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brainwashmonkey said:
I just callem like I see'em buddy. Nice chat log editing by the way. :thumbsup:


And that is why my life sucks.


I figured you'd appreciate it. Now back on topic, this is a sticky. Don't double post. Try not to reply too much to someone elses post here. This is mainly for yourself, and to view other people's lives from the outside, as if through a window. Don't judge.
 
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It's 3:30.

I'm sitting here, jamming to some tunes to calm the mind. Like usual.

Nothing on TV late at night. Like always. It's fucking bullshit. Super Milk Chan sucks ass.

I found some pain killers in my back pack. They shouldn't be old. I'm working on a way to get to sleep.

Insomnia is a bitch, and it's fucking killer to the body. A few hours of sleep every once in a while really blows, I just wish I could feel tired with ease. Not more than a few month ago, I was fine. I don't know what it is in my life that's changed.

That's what happening in Havok's life this late. Whoooooohooo.
 

Broken

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You know what kicks the shit out of Insomnia run five miles, Get off your ass, and walk/run/work until you drop. Then sit down for a few mins, wash your nasty ass and go to sleep.
The other solution is to have say 2 or more kids and be deprived of sleep for a good 5 yrs, when they finally turn 6ish and they can enjoy sleeping late. It's like the first time you hit the Kind. AHhhh~~
 

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HavokChylde said:
Super Milk Chan sucks ass.
I know it's in the middle of the afternoon, and i should be posting in here, but I needed to give you a high five for this. I actually wasted a small chunk of my life watching that garbage. I saw one episode, and i wanted to rip the hair out of my head and kill the fucking moron who thought up that utter shit. How does something like that actually get AIRED? oh man. fucking terrible.
 
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Broken said:
You know what kicks the shit out of Insomnia run five miles, Get off your ass, and walk/run/work until you drop. Then sit down for a few mins, wash your nasty ass and go to sleep.
The other solution is to have say 2 or more kids and be deprived of sleep for a good 5 yrs, when they finally turn 6ish and they can enjoy sleeping late. It's like the first time you hit the Kind. AHhhh~~

Ahh, but I've been riding my bike until my body kills me. I take care of three kids, one is 5 one is 8 and one is 10, almost 11. That's tiring, but it doesn't make me sleepy.

I happened to find a flexeril in my backpack last night. I took it, got a little buzz going, and I passed the fuck out for almost 12 hours. Sweeeeeeet. Most sleep i've gotten in months.
 

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tbsrk said:
I know it's in the middle of the afternoon, and i should be posting in here, but I needed to give you a high five for this. I actually wasted a small chunk of my life watching that garbage. I saw one episode, and i wanted to rip the hair out of my head and kill the fucking moron who thought up that utter shit. How does something like that actually get AIRED? oh man. fucking terrible.
Totally agree. It's like a half hour of Descent/Jstager! Goddamnit!
 
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Icarus said:
Totally agree. It's like a half hour of Descent/Jstager! Goddamnit!

That's a good point.

Ok don't spam up this thread.


Tell us, wtf are you doing awake at this hour?
 
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It is 3:54am.

I am sitting here drinking JD and coke, watching lord of the rings. This movie sucks, but I’m bored.

I have no clue, why the fuck I am still awake. Then again, I am always awake at this hour.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure the JD will make me pass out soon enough.

Plus, “IF I SLEEP THE CLOWNS WILL EAT ME.”

I can’t think of anything else to say.

The End.
 
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Taylor_Blade said:
EDIT: I'm pretty sure the JD will make me pass out soon enough.

The End.
What's funny, is that if you think the liquor will make you pass out, and you get seriously involved with something, it just helps to keep you awake.....



5:05 A.M. Havok Time.

Cold, and rainy outside....I can't ride my fucking bike tonight....Oh well.

I've had about 16 or 17 beers, just relaxing, and for some reason, I'm still awake. Not even close to tired. Again, Cup-o-Noodles in hand, and ready to rule the world......No one is awake to conquer.

I suppose I'll have to try again tommorow night.
 

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Its 8:30 AM and I havent touched my bed tonight. Simply not tired, mostly due to things that I'd get in trouble for saying in public. So, just use your imagination!
 

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its 9:00 a.m here...I went to sleep three hours ago...I feel like i'm going to puke...I'm never drinking again....and I'm wondering why everyone is talking shit about super milk chan....If you're not high when you watch it....you're wasting your time. I thought I was thirsty but I took three big gulps of ice water and now I really feel like i'm gonna puke....never a-fucking again.
 

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I've been up like an insomniac for the past month. Almost no sleep whatsoever, kinda like what I'm doing now.

I know for a fact exercise won't make me sleepy; whenever I lift weights, or run, I feel like I could go for at least another 6 hours. It makes me want to do more exercise.

School doesn't help. This is my graduating year; yet I can't seem to keep awake through any of my classes that don't involve physical activity. (Read: All classes except my weight lifting class) It's unbearably boring.

I come home, and leave right back out, though lately I've been taking naps. Naps add to the problem because when I take a nap, I can't go to sleep at night. Maybe my body's schedule is screwed or something.
 

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Sleep is overrated. Plus half the time when I go to sleep I just end up sleepwalking.

so right now I'm drinking whiskey and watching Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The Sword of Damocles is hanging over my head...
 

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1:40 here... not exactly hardcore but I still got a history essay to do for tomorrow (today) and some maths. Oh isn't life so unbelievably hard?

I'm just browsing these forums (hilarious and also amazingly depressing) and playing about in Photoshop.

I feel like I'm missing out if I go to sleep, but I know I'm wasting my time when I'm awake anyway.
 

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Same 'ere. 2:40 am, and i don't know wtf i am actually doing here. I have to get up at 5:40, so anyone who understood the secret of maths, knows how long will i sleep. Right...