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S.C.U.M. Presents: How Losers Try To Get E-pussy

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I Hate The FCC

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Alright Mr_Plum is A_Bubbly_Thigh and this loser guest came in and tried to get some e-pussy so we scared him off. :thumbsup: :rotflmao:


<Guest_364> hey
*** |DG| has left #wtf.com
<lcarus> Hello
<Taylor_B> hmm
<Taylor_B> hi
<Guest_364> is there any women here
<Pat_Sajak> Yep
<Pat_Sajak> Me
<Mr_plum> Yes
<Guest_364> how old r u
*** Mr_plum is now known as Hotsexyfe
<Pat_Sajak> Me and Plum are chicks
*** Hotsexyfe is now known as Hotsexy
<Hotsexy> I have 46dd tits
<Guest_364> send me a nude pic
<Hotsexy> I can't.
<Pat_Sajak> We have no pics
<Hotsexy> My camera's stuck in my coochie
<Guest_364> can anyone
<Pat_Sajak> We're twins
<Pat_Sajak> Me and plum are
* Pat_Sajak winks
<Hotsexy> We're petite blondes.
<Guest_364> do u have a boyfriend
<Pat_Sajak> Nope
<Pat_Sajak> We're lesbos
<Taylor_B> hmmm
<Hotsexy> No. And I'm very lonely
<Guest_364> r u
<Hotsexy> Yes. :(
<Guest_364> do u have toys
<Pat_Sajak> Yep
<Pat_Sajak> They are good
<Hotsexy> They buzz a lot
<Guest_364> r they
<Hotsexy> Yeah, we use them on each other because we're incest lesbos.
<Pat_Sajak> We hate men
<Hotsexy> We have a cult upstanding against them.
<Pat_Sajak> We're feminist lesbians
<Hotsexy> We skull fuck their eye's with vibrators
* Pat_Sajak giggles
<Hotsexy> teehee
<Pat_Sajak> Are you a man?
<Pat_Sajak> Are you guest?
<Taylor_B> lol
<Pat_Sajak> Are you?
<Pat_Sajak> Plum come here
<Guest_364> yes im a man
<Hotsexy> yes sister?
<Pat_Sajak> Plum did you see that?
<Pat_Sajak> It's a man
<Hotsexy> OMG
*** Jingles has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<Pat_Sajak> What a pig!
<Guest_364> sorry
<Pat_Sajak> Shut up
<Guest_364> u shut up
<Pat_Sajak> Male chauvinistic pig
<Guest_364> u dont know me
<Pat_Sajak> I'll kill you with my sharp dildo
* Taylor_B finds all this rather amusing
<Hotsexy> as soon as he pulls it out of my ass
<Guest_364> up yours
<Pat_Sajak> That's not how you treat a lady
<Guest_364> u started this
<Hotsexy> she*
<Pat_Sajak> No I didn't
<Pat_Sajak> You did pig!
<Hotsexy> You came in and expected some e-pussy from us two innocent lesbians.
<Guest_364> yeah u did when i told u i was a guy
*** Guest_978 has joined #wtf.com
<Pat_Sajak> No
<Taylor_B> get over it
<Pat_Sajak> Two guests
<Pat_Sajak> tee-he!
* Pat_Sajak giggles
*** Pat_Sajak is now known as Lesbo
<Lesbo> Is that your friend?
<Lesbo> I skull fucked a man with a dildo while Hotsexy watched
<Guest_364> no
<Lesbo> How slow
<Lesbo> Whay a stupid man
<Lesbo> What*
<Hotsexy> All men are stupid.
<Lesbo> They are
<Taylor_B> lol
<Lesbo> We don't need them!
<Hotsexy> Yeah, go lesbian cults!
<Lesbo> I'd kill a baby if I was paid enough
<Guest_364> no we aint
<Hotsexy> Yes you are. And perverted
<Lesbo> I would throw the little bastard across the room
<Hotsexy> Alway's wanting to get into our pants but never want to take care of the damn baby 9 months later
<Lesbo> I'd crucify Christ if I was paid
<Hotsexy> I'd casarate jewish boys if I had the chance.
<Lesbo> I'd kill em all
<Lesbo> KILL
<Lesbo> teehe!
* Hotsexy get's out chainsaw
<Lesbo> Vroom vroom!
<Guest_364> thank u im happily married to a beautiful girl
<Taylor_B> haa
<Lesbo> And you e-cheat
<Lesbo> Fag
<Guest_364> nope
<Taylor_B> lol
<Lesbo> Yep
<Lesbo> Faggot!
<Guest_364> u do
<Lesbo> Faggot!
<Guest_978> lesbo
<Hotsexy> how's that?
<Guest_364> bitch
<Guest_978> shut up
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Guest_364> fuck u
<Guest_978> lesbo look whose the fag
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Taylor_B> lmfao
<Lesbo> Fuck off loser
<Guest_978> wow ur copy pasting
<Guest_978> really smart
<Guest_978> no wonder ur lez
<Taylor_B> how observant
<Taylor_B> loser!
<Guest_364> fuck u bitch
<Taylor_B> SUCKA!
*** Guest_364 has left #wtf.com
<Taylor_B> bu bye
<Lesbo> Yay!
*** Lesbo is now known as Pat_Sajak
<Taylor_B> what a dumbshit
<Taylor_B> lol
*** Hotsexy is now known as Mr_Plum
<Pat_Sajak> Stupid bastard
 

Noob

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That was great. :rotflmao:
 

dustinzgirl

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you guys need help. I mean. Wow. Im at loss for flames. thats a first.
 

Noob

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I'm banned from IRC.
:(
 

Noob

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junglizm said:
No you're not, I just checked.

Oh. Well for some reason I can't seem to get back in.

Oh well. :(
 

Jung

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A bubbly thigh said:
Oh. Well for some reason I can't seem to get back in.

Oh well. :(
Well you're not banned from #wtf.com so I don't know what's up. You might have gotten a temp kline or be riding the tails of someone on your ISP's ban. What's the error you're getting?
 

Noob

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junglizm said:
Well you're not banned from #wtf.com so I don't know what's up. You might have gotten a temp kline or be riding the tails of someone on your ISP's ban. What's the error you're getting?

Well I think it was the kline one again, but it's working again.

Thanks for the help.
 

CopyLifted

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I saw the title and thought it was going to be about Havok's attempts at impressing DG again. My bad. Carry on.
 

bigck3000

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Somehow I dont think you have to worry about that one.
 

DIZNUTS

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dustinzgirl said:
you guys need help. I mean. Wow. Im at loss for flames. thats a first.
wow that is a first
 

gurlgonewild

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lol the story of my life! (& every other gurls) yet it happens the same way in RL...

me: "get lost fucker!"
you: "i will when you give me your phone number."
me: grrrrrrr
 

Billybob

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one word: hil-fuckin-larious better that me and HEYHEY
 

Noob

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billybob13 said:
one word: hil-fuckin-larious better that me and HEYHEY

What's your homosexually erotic obsession with him anyway?
 

I Hate The FCC

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MrNewbie said:
S.C.U.M. Presents:SHIT THREADS
MrNewbie's throwing a hissy fit cause I said I didn't like him. :rotflmao: Just wait for your little Stooge buddies to come and comfort you.
 

MrNewbie

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I hate the FCC said:
MrNewbie's throwing a hissy fit cause I said I didn't like him. :rotflmao: Just wait for your little Stooge buddies to come and comfort you.
Ok mate, S.C.U.M isn't your job okay?!?!? It's just over the internet so why dont you go and work over at mc'donalds like your used too,

:thumbsdn: I must have forgotten that you got kicked from mc'donalds for thinking that wtf.com is IN REAL LIFE.

FFC's life in a site, wtf.com. :mfinger:
 
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MrNewbie said:
Ok mate, S.C.U.M isn't your job okay?!?!? It's just over the internet so why dont you go and work over at mc'donalds like your used too,

:thumbsdn: I must have forgotten that you got kicked from mc'donalds for thinking that wtf.com is IN REAL LIFE.

FFC's life in a site, wtf.com. :mfinger:
Then where in god's name is your life? OH wait! YOU DON'T HAVE ONE! :O
 
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