S.C.U.M Presents: How to get banned from Chat - LiberatioN's debute

[LiberatioN]

Headline
Have you ever wondered to yourself, 'hey...I know the admins and mods here at wtf.com are pretty laid back, but is it possible to get banned from IRC chat?'

Well wonder no more, my good friends. Recently I had a session with a few of wtf.com's finest, Brainwashmonkey and Woodreaux.This animation recaps the events of that fateful day when I broke the system and managed to get myself temp-banned from the wtf.com IRC channel.

Moral
The moral to this animation is that if you're going to be a smacktard in the chatroom, be quick in your escape from the admins/moderators, or simply learn to control your temper towards them. If you don't want to comply to these ideas, let's hope you really like farming cocks or you don't mind getting banned.

Food for Thought
If you're looking for other creative ways to get banned, here is an extensive list of things to do:

-Find people's IPs and post them publicly on the forum
-Start retarded arguments in threads that are not relevant to your 'point at hand'
-Throw strings of profanity at a moderator/admin
-Spam, spam, and then spam some more
-Post disgusting pictures or pornography randomly in threads

In all 5 months that I've been here, I've seen several of you demonstrating these 'random acts of asshatness'...so to all you who continue to piss into the wind with every post you accumulate, keep up the great work! I'm sure there are many more ways you can prove that you truely are more of an imbisle than we take you for, so keep those ideas rolling! Until next time, take it easy, and if it's easy, take it twice.

Over and out,
LiberatioN

 

[Jung]

For the animation.

 

[Icarus]

Good animation. Great S.C.U.M. All in all, a high-quality post!

 

[dustinzgirl]

|Awesome! Except that I have red hair and have shed my glasses for blindness (cant afford dr, so I turn up the font size on screen).

And you guys deserved it.

-Post disgusting pictures or pornography randomly in threads

This should be allowed!!

 

[LiberatioN]

sorry. i had to improvise...ill make sure to make the changes in the next animation...

If you have any ideas for animations...you know where to find me (and if you didnt imply that this means PM me, you're retarded).

 

[switch_scribe]

That was super great.

More how-to animation! How about... how to post drunkenly? No, I think people know how to do that.
Um, how about how to brag excessively about some championship?

 

[Descent]

You said I was going to be in that .

 

[YUCK FOU!!!]

oh well you know what they say............

 

[LiberatioN]

Please take your random insults to other threads. Don't clutter up S.C.U.M articles. Thank you.

edit: Descent, i couldnt find a spot for you (unless i wanted to put you in randomly shooting yourself in the face like we talked about...but that would have been retarded).

i like the drunk posting idea. I talked to Taylor_Blade and he suggested changing it to "How to avoid drunk posters". I'll probably add some audio and make it a video this time around. More to come.

lib