S.C.U.M. Presents Icarus' Debut: A true Story.

[Icarus]

EMPLOYEE BATHROOM-We all know and love WTF.com. We use it like it's our bitch. And in many ways, it is. But I wanted to get to the real meat of the sandwhich that is WTF, not just the condiments. And fuck the tomotatoes. I knew that to do this, I would have to go straight to the source. As follows is my interview with BRiT and Jason.

NoSubstance Magazine: Hay guys!

BRiT: Crap, call security. Who let him in?

NoSubstance Magazine: LOL!! I have a few questions.

Jason: , rules and regulations. If you don't honor the restraining order I will be forced to cockfarm you.

ScaredShitless Magazine: But look! I have a notepad! And a pencil!

BRiT:

Jason: I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave.

NoSubstance Pornographic Magazine C'mon guys, I'll start. What prompted you to create WTF.com?

Jason: vBulletin , adsense.
BRiT: I kind of just walked in. Jason's a lonely man.
Jason: BRiT coding.
BRiT: Look, this is kind of personal.

[BRiT shifts and holds Jason's hand]

NoSubstance Magazine: I should go.

Okay. So I didn't quite get the scoop I promised. But hey man, aspiring to greatness is the first step towards getting there. I'll be coming back, and I'll be trying again.

NoSubstance Magazine, signing off.

 

[Captain 151]

You're a SCUM artist now? And i always had that sneaking suspicioun that jason and brit were lovers...

 

[tzedek]

 

[Icarus]

You're a SCUM artist now? And i always had that sneaking suspicioun that jason and brit were lovers...

I was born and bred S.C.U.M. I was there at the beginning, man. So don't start any of this "You run with S.C.U.M. crew now?" shit. I don't play around.

 

[Havok]

I was born and bred S.C.U.M. I was there at the beginning, man. So don't start any of this "You run with S.C.U.M. crew now?" shit. I don't play around.

 

[Captain 151]

So, uh, who else belongs to the SCUM posse? What do you guys stand for? Should I keep one hand on the switchblade around you guys? Do you get into it with the Crips?

 

[bigck3000]

pbbbt!.....S.C.U.M is some punk azz b!tHces....Me and r3k one took them *****z out back and sh0t they azz wif a pa!Ntb4LL gun *****....dats how we roll.


Its all about the SCAMP now....we roll hardah.

 

[Icarus]

I'll let O.G. Havok answer this one.

 

[Havok]

So, uh, who else belongs to the SCUM posse? What do you guys stand for? Should I keep one hand on the switchblade around you guys? Do you get into it with the Crips?

See sig to get more info.

 

[Havok]

pbbbt!.....S.C.U.M is some punk azz b!tHces....Me and r3k one took them *****z out back and sh0t they azz wif a pa!Ntb4LL gun *****....dats how we roll.


Its all about the SCAMP now....we roll hardah.

Sheeeee-it foo!

You thank you got what it takes to fuck wit the best krew out her?


*cough* *coughcough* <moderator>take it to another forum</moderator>


Jackass.

 

[Jung]

 

[Icarus]

Don't just sit there laughing. We're coming for you. We're coming for all of you. When you least expect it.

 

[bigck3000]

I had that ***** havok crying....he said he would give me some S.C.U.M stickers if I let him go.....Icarus had his mom pick him up. They'll come for you if mom lets them borrow the van.

 

[Icarus]

You did NOT just say something about my momma.

 

[Havok]

I had that ***** havok crying....he said he would give me some S.C.U.M stickers if I let him go.....Icarus had his mom pick him up. They'll come for you if mom lets them borrow the van.

Shit, you think I'd make stickers? I'm not the little mainstream bitch you are. Stickers are for those desparate for money.

Yeah, I saw your sellout TimeLife commercial.

"The Best of BigCk3000 : The Moldy Years".

And you call yourself punk? With one song? That was a remake?


Loser.

My crew rocks.