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S.C.U.M. Presents Icarus' Debut: A true Story.

Icarus

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EMPLOYEE BATHROOM-We all know and love WTF.com. We use it like it's our bitch. And in many ways, it is. But I wanted to get to the real meat of the sandwhich that is WTF, not just the condiments. And fuck the tomotatoes. I knew that to do this, I would have to go straight to the source. As follows is my interview with BRiT and Jason.

NoSubstance Magazine: Hay guys!

BRiT: Crap, call security. Who let him in?

NoSubstance Magazine: LOL!! I have a few questions.

Jason: :blahblah: , rules and regulations. If you don't honor the restraining order I will be forced to cockfarm you.

ScaredShitless Magazine: But look! I have a notepad! And a pencil!

BRiT:

Jason: I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave.

NoSubstance Pornographic Magazine C'mon guys, I'll start. What prompted you to create WTF.com?

Jason: vBulletin :blahblah: , :blahblah: adsense.
BRiT: I kind of just walked in. Jason's a lonely man.
Jason: :blahblah: BRiT :blahblah: coding.
BRiT: Look, this is kind of personal.

[BRiT shifts and holds Jason's hand]

NoSubstance Magazine: I should go.

Okay. So I didn't quite get the scoop I promised. But hey man, aspiring to greatness is the first step towards getting there. I'll be coming back, and I'll be trying again.

NoSubstance Magazine, signing off.
 

Captain 151

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You're a SCUM artist now? And i always had that sneaking suspicioun that jason and brit were lovers...
 

Icarus

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tbsrk said:
You're a SCUM artist now? And i always had that sneaking suspicioun that jason and brit were lovers...
I was born and bred S.C.U.M. I was there at the beginning, man. So don't start any of this "You run with S.C.U.M. crew now?" shit. I don't play around.

:thumbsup: :blahblah:
 
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Icarus said:
I was born and bred S.C.U.M. I was there at the beginning, man. So don't start any of this "You run with S.C.U.M. crew now?" shit. I don't play around.

:thumbsup: :blahblah:


:thumbsup:
 

Captain 151

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So, uh, who else belongs to the SCUM posse? What do you guys stand for? Should I keep one hand on the switchblade around you guys? Do you get into it with the Crips?
 

bigck3000

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pbbbt!.....S.C.U.M is some punk azz b!tHces....Me and r3k one took them *****z out back and sh0t they azz wif a pa!Ntb4LL gun *****....dats how we roll.


Its all about the SCAMP now....we roll hardah.
 

Icarus

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I'll let O.G. Havok answer this one.
 
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So, uh, who else belongs to the SCUM posse? What do you guys stand for? Should I keep one hand on the switchblade around you guys? Do you get into it with the Crips?


See sig to get more info.
 
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bigck3000 said:
pbbbt!.....S.C.U.M is some punk azz b!tHces....Me and r3k one took them *****z out back and sh0t they azz wif a pa!Ntb4LL gun *****....dats how we roll.


Its all about the SCAMP now....we roll hardah.
Sheeeee-it foo!

You thank you got what it takes to fuck wit the best krew out her?


*cough* *coughcough* <moderator>take it to another forum</moderator>


Jackass.
 

Icarus

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Don't just sit there laughing. We're coming for you. We're coming for all of you. When you least expect it.
 

bigck3000

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I had that ***** havok crying....he said he would give me some S.C.U.M stickers if I let him go.....Icarus had his mom pick him up. They'll come for you if mom lets them borrow the van. :)
 

Icarus

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You did NOT just say something about my momma.
 
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bigck3000 said:
I had that ***** havok crying....he said he would give me some S.C.U.M stickers if I let him go.....Icarus had his mom pick him up. They'll come for you if mom lets them borrow the van. :)

Shit, you think I'd make stickers? I'm not the little mainstream bitch you are. Stickers are for those desparate for money.

Yeah, I saw your sellout TimeLife commercial.

"The Best of BigCk3000 : The Moldy Years".

And you call yourself punk? With one song? That was a remake?


Loser.

My crew rocks.