EMPLOYEE BATHROOM-We all know and love WTF.com. We use it like it's our bitch. And in many ways, it is. But I wanted to get to the real meat of the sandwhich that is WTF, not just the condiments. And fuck the tomotatoes. I knew that to do this, I would have to go straight to the source. As follows is my interview with BRiT and Jason.
NoSubstance Magazine: Hay guys!
BRiT: Crap, call security. Who let him in?
NoSubstance Magazine: LOL!! I have a few questions.
Jason:
, rules and regulations. If you don't honor the restraining order I will be forced to cockfarm you.
ScaredShitless Magazine: But look! I have a notepad! And a pencil!
BRiT:
Jason: I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave.
NoSubstance Pornographic Magazine C'mon guys, I'll start. What prompted you to create WTF.com?
Jason: vBulletin
,
adsense.
BRiT: I kind of just walked in. Jason's a lonely man.
Jason:
BRiT
coding.
BRiT: Look, this is kind of personal.
[BRiT shifts and holds Jason's hand]
NoSubstance Magazine: I should go.
Okay. So I didn't quite get the scoop I promised. But hey man, aspiring to greatness is the first step towards getting there. I'll be coming back, and I'll be trying again.
NoSubstance Magazine, signing off.
NoSubstance Magazine: Hay guys!
BRiT: Crap, call security. Who let him in?
NoSubstance Magazine: LOL!! I have a few questions.
Jason:

ScaredShitless Magazine: But look! I have a notepad! And a pencil!
BRiT:

Jason: I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave.
NoSubstance Pornographic Magazine C'mon guys, I'll start. What prompted you to create WTF.com?
Jason: vBulletin


BRiT: I kind of just walked in. Jason's a lonely man.
Jason:


BRiT: Look, this is kind of personal.
[BRiT shifts and holds Jason's hand]
NoSubstance Magazine: I should go.
Okay. So I didn't quite get the scoop I promised. But hey man, aspiring to greatness is the first step towards getting there. I'll be coming back, and I'll be trying again.
NoSubstance Magazine, signing off.