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That is about enough out of you two. Next time, I will perma ban you. Understood? Clear enough? People like you make me ill. Life is not a joke. Pedophiles are not funny. Quit being JERKS. And if this continues, I can guarantee you that the magical powers of your impotent and inept leader will not save you from the wrath I will enact on anyone with this disgusting set of ideal, SCUM or not.
Today three men held up a local Wal-mart in downtown Buttfuct, Arkansux. Harry Sacks, Slim Anus and Micheal (stinky dick) Hunt held up employees at gunpoint at the retail giant. The stand off would last for the remainder of the day. The three men better known to the world wide webn3ts as Icarus, Liberation and I Hate The FCC-aka stinky dick. Later it was realised that the three amigos belong to a small group known as S.C.U.M. Nothing else follows as to how the S.C.U.M. brotherhood ties to the standoff. Police arrived to find all three men wearing nothing but WTF.com T-shirts and diapers. All three men were heavily armed and are demanding that their bans from this popular website be lifted and that Wal-Mart continue to sell the Barney dolls that went down in flames in the early nineties. Neither WTF.com nor Wal-Mart's representatives cared to comment on this situation. The stand off continues at this hour. The only other demands being met at this time are the S.C.U.M. members requests for fish pizza and Mr.Hunt's call to his mommy.
We'll have more on the S.C.U.M. stand off as things develope.
we need to talk more about getting Jay out of jail.....That was some serious shit he did....they didnt send him to the town jail....Hes in county. You should be there too GiveFace....that Dildo store didnt rob itself.
If we cant take up a collection (and we cant because the great many of us are 13) Then we have to bust him out.....I've got the plan....all we need is a Hatchback Civic and enough socks and pennies to arm four to five heavily inebriated adults. If it works....he'll be back stuffing his pants in the IRC chat room by the afternoon.