Pat_Sajak said:
I hate these goddam teenagers and their shitty garage bands that make shitty music. There's this one band that plays in the garage next door to me and they call themselves Gelatin Cube or something like that. So I (being the nice guy that I am) told them that they were good for a garage band. Those pimply faced bastards said they weren't a garage band and had played concerts before. Bullshit. They said they were famous. I held it in but when I went inside I laughed my ass off. Geht this one of them told me to Google search them.
He said that they had so many fans. I never did Google them. They are a garage band what's the point? What bastards. None of them can play anything well. They all suck. I will laugh when they realize that they've wasted their time.
I hate garage bands. I was almost a member of one myself, but I moved. I'm glad I did because I hate them. They think they are so fucking awesome, but they totally suck.
I remember I went to this one party, and there was a garage band playing next door. Damn, they SUCKED! You could kinda hear their guitar playing a bit in the background, but it was all drums. The guitar that I heard wasn't all that great either. My 5 year old brother can play drums better than those dumbfucks were. So, being the cool people that we are, we went out with some hidden food and sat and watched the band. They thought we were enjoying the music and started really getting into their shitty noise. Then we just started throwing our food at them and walked back. Ah, make me listen to your shitty music, will you?! MWHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!
If you can't play, then don't.
BTW, Gelatin Cube.
