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S.C.U.M. Presents: Roses are Red.

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BrIONwoshMunky

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The King of Life, or Trebeck, or Tzedeck, recently graced the IRC channel with his genius.

Trebeck said:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
All my Base
Are belong to you.
To this I add.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have ten fingers
would you like a few?

Keep it going... make your own... it isn't that hard...

Hell, I can do it.
 
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A game it shall be. Go ahead and talk some smack to your fellow wtf'ers, while playing!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm dumb as Jstager,
I can't tie my shoes.
 
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#3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brainwash is too broke
To afford a good screw.
 

Infidel

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brainwashmonkey said:
The King of Life, or Trebeck, or Tzedeck, recently graced the IRC channel with his genius.



To this I add.

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have ten fingers
would you like a few?

Keep it going... make your own... it isn't that hard...

Hell, I can do it.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm going to puke,
I have the flu.
 
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#5
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The worst poster around,
Is bigck, fuck you!
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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#6
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Jason shit his pants
Now WTF smells of his poo.
 

TwisT

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Roses are red,,
Violets are blue,
WTF'rs are gay,
and Im so fucking LEET! :thumbsup:

I am so leet!

Stolen from the diaries of Jonny C.
 
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#8
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The last thing I need,
Is to smell Jason's poo.
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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#9
Roses are red
VIolets are blue
Watch out for Jason
He flings poo too.
 

BRiT

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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
chown -R you ~/base
 
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
if you could afford a brain
you could get a clue.
 
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#12
Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
You would be blue too,
If Jason poo'ed in your shoe.
 
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#13
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I screwed your mother
and your girl too!
 

BRiT

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Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses have wilted, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
 

Infidel

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HavokChylde said:
Roses are red,
Sky is blue,
You would be blue too,
If Jason poo'ed in your shoe.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
oh no what do I do
now that Jason poo'ed in my shoe?
 
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#16
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm broke from buying bud,
Now I only sniff glue.
 

tzedek

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
SCUM rules all
and Tzedek does too
 
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#18
Roses are red,
Candy is sweet,
I put on my poo shoes,
Won't you lick/clean my feet?
 

BRiT

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
For reading this everyone's dumber,
And so are you.
 
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#20
Roses are red,
Violets are pretty,
BRiT's choice in a woman,
Was the one, "Black Betty"
 
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