The glory that is Spring Break is upon us.
Parties. Wet T-Shirt contests. The inevitable bash at you friend's house with the new pool. Women in skimpy clothing. Ska music. This is what makes life worth living.
The summer days grow longer. I have to write a five page essay, and I'm not going to take advantage of the longer days. I'm going to wake up at 3:00 AM on the Monday I go back to school and do it. Because it's fucking Spring Break.
They asked me to host "Spring Break: Cancun" for MTV. But I told them no. I'm having my own fucking spring break. Because it's fucking Spring Break.
Ah, yes. I'm quite satisfied.
Wait. One more Wet T-Shirt contest.