S.C.U.M. Presents: The never-ending poem

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Taylor_Blade

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The concept is pretty self-explanatory:

One poster would write a short poem ((Must Rhyme!))
The next poster would continue, where the last one left off.
Etc……Etc…….Etc.

And it never fucking ends......hints the name.

The possibilities are endless. It is what you make it.

It's that simple guys. Post away! :thumbsup:
 

Taylor_Blade

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To start it off:

MaxPower: A warrior moderator of the cold, dark internets
Sits in the shadows, waiting for his chance to attack
His position only given away by the glow of his cigarettes
The on-going e-war of WTF, has given him little time to look back
How did all this get started, who fired the first shot he wonders, now
Suddenly he hears a sound in the dark, a faint sound almost a growl
He screams in terror: “who …who…whose there? …. Who art thou!?
 

Havok

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Havok appears, and claims "It is I!
Fear not Max, for my threads never die!"
Havok grabs his flame badge,
And equips it to Max's ass.
Then shouts "Remember Max, that's an exit,
Things don't enter, only pass!"
When done, Havok sexes,
All of his whores,
Then goes to the forums,
To fight this flame war.
 

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Feeling refreshed from the sexing of whores,
Havok, being an experienced and wise flamer,
Sets up a strategic plan to even the score,
His eyes filled with fire and hatred for enemy lamers,
“I R S.C.U.M. Come get some!” he proudly roars.
Gun in hand, joint in mouth, beer in pocket, he charges the lamers,
Almost there, he grows in confidence, knowing no fear,
He can feel the revenge of fallen comrades near,
When much to his surprise……………..
 

Havok

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Screwball comes in,
with another "witty statement".
He shouts "Oh Havok, you're owned, S.C.U.M. is so lame!"
Havok replies "Stfu noob,
I pimp your mom. For a whore, she's quite tame."

Screw_Ball coils in fear,
and begins to cry.
Another victory for Havok,
No lie!

The flame war continues,
Throughout different venues.
Chit chat, there's flaming!
Forum humor, there's flaming! Not Gaming!

The mods have alot,
To edit today.
Is there anyway,
Wtf can be saved?
 

gehtfuct

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And without delay
The great doctor gehtfuct cometh
Spotlighted,center stage
He comes with his mighty penis firmly griped,in his hand
With it,smackin' mo'fuggers faces all across this great land
What say you,Master Havok? Would you reply that I am the man?
Anything less,I could not stand.
He speaks sternly,his teeth begin to grit.
Shut the damned door gehtfuct,I'm trying to take a shit!
 

Icarus

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Descent was banned and his account canned,
No longer will he roam outside of cock land,
The tormoil's stopped,
Now that he's cocked,
MaxPower can't rest, nor Havok neither,
Forums' overrun by the newbies, the teethers,
BRiT and Jason watched "the failed experiment"
From afar by an air conditioned cooling vent,
Saying "another day" when spur of the moment...
 

DIZNUTS

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DIZNUTS appears and asks "can i play?"
"NO!" Havok replies, im trying to take a shit, GO AWAY!
Ok, ok, I will replies DIZNUTS
Thinks for a moment and asks
"But who will kick all the lamer's butts?"
Gehtfuct replies "dude its not an easy task"
Johnny k has his ass raped followers, yes they're gay
He ass raped them night and day
Don't chuckle DIZNUTS it ain't funny
Well it was when pookie was forced to eat his own dookie
After he told Johnny K that his cum wasn't yummy
8 pints of nut....they had to pump his tummy
At the hospital bed he lays
When out of the blue someone says.....
 

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Havok arrives,
To save another thread.
He thinks to himself,
"Man, without me, wtf.com would be dead"

Havok posted this poem,
To talk some shit,
To all the posters,
That have sucked his dick.

Beer in hand,
Havok posts til he sweats.
When everyone responds, he says,
"I fucking win at the internets!"
 

Taylor_Blade

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Havok has saved the day
I can't believe he took the time
away from snorting his YAY!

Diznuts, is in the corner with his pron mag in hand
That guy's "lefty" sees more action than jackie chan
Johnny walks in and takes things to a whole new level
Will Diznuts get raped by this little devil?

Icarus, is in the corner running around with out a clue
I think that boy took another shroom
He keeps trying to eat the broom
*shrug* who knew?

The e-war has ended but FCC's still mad
He got owned by cuddles, damn that's sad.
poor guy, he needs a e-hug
the failure most be overwhelming, for such an e-thug.

Out of the blue
someone else speaks true
is it me , is it you?
Here's they come screaming "Guess fucking who"

It's .............
 

mmm...cheese

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Until the great me
Comes out with some tea
Laced with so much pee
And gives it out for free

Until Havoc drinks
Like a pig from my hand
While Johnny K fucks
Until he gets banned

When out comes Gehtfuct
Gun in hand
and hand carefully tucked
Away in cuddles unluckily canned
 

Havok

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Is it you, is it me?
Those are words by STP.

I smoked some ganj,
And posted a bit,
This thread was revived,
Havok = King of stirring up shit.
 

Icarus

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Icarus arrives, wings on his back,
While poor posters yell, "Cut us some slack!"
But no! The flamers respond with a slap,
While the fortunate bystanders give them a clap,
Should they get a bad wrap?
These flamers, newb tamers, disposing of crap?
Another train pulls into the station,
Full of new posters, a standing ovation,
For the veterans, as the new ones blow bubbles
And are taken aback, by the militant cuddles,
Or NaughtyGirl twenty-one,
As the sensible run,
But the stubborn stay back to engage in some fun,
Everyone's thrashin', crashin', and crassin',
But they make way for the three foot assassin...
 

Billybob

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the three foot assisan arives with a cane
his skills are weak, his tactics lame
we fought him off easily in a hour
and then the noobs said, "behold our power!"
we wanted to kill them so bad, it hurt
but we held off, seeing cuddles skirt
we gatherd round so quickly
to see her dart off in a tizzy
we wanted to follow her derrier
but out trail ended in despair
now we are sitting here eating bread from a toaster
waiting for the next poem from the next poster


(man that is lame, i feel lame for even posting it)
 

Taylor_Blade

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Yes, mmmm....cheese that was a rap
Icky's got talent, he's good like that
He rants, raves, and ryhmes on the side
if you don't like it get the fuck out "bu-bye"
Awww..poor kid "why do you cry?"
It's only a joke..."get over it guy"

BWM has gone missing
I think he's still crying over the pope
goddamn what fucking sissy!

Havok is off to smoke more crack
if you see him tell him "I want my VCR back"
I think he sold it to feed his addiction
he could have at least asked permission.
He's been scandalous, though
ever since icarus called the "po-po"

Diznuts is still in the closet
I think Johhny is holding him hostage!
no demands yet, just the screams of diznuts:
"No no, put that away! not the suasage!"

Billy bob has joined the war
He's back, he's mean, He'll never score!

What happens next is shocking......
 

Havok

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"This is gay" claims the gayest of the gay,
He's so gay, he'd scare Richard Simmons away.
littleck is mad,
Cuz he knows not how to post,
He goes homicidal, with every flame,
Every roast.

Man this boy is toast.
He came in talking shit, and attempted to boast.
Now, post! Post!
 

Awaken

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Now he's gonna roast!

His obsession with HEYHEY,
is amazingly scary,
He really is gay,
acting like a fairy.

"I'll join #Gay" says that queer,
"I'm definitely gay,"
"So have no fear!"
He went in there to play,
and couldn't stop until today!
 
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