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S.C.U.M. Presents: Where the fuck is Max and Broken?

Where the fuck is MaxPower and Broken?

  • They got married.

    Votes: 7 31.8%

  • They got divorced.

    Votes: 5 22.7%

  • MaxPowerPenisImplants.(two for one day)

    Votes: 8 36.4%

  • They both found a life,and are trying to geht out of it.

    Votes: 8 36.4%

  • Fuckin' Taters.

    Votes: 15 68.2%

  • Gang (dry)ass raping gehtfuct (as his name implies)

    Votes: 1 4.5%

  • Taking a Shit

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
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gehtfuct

gehtfuct

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WTF is going on here? Where the fuck is our two resident dickheads? Who ate the last bit of cheese? Is Max still a virgin? Somebody clue me in,it's seems that our Super Duper Mods are a.w.o.l. I find it hard ......to go on without our Super Duper Transtesitcal Mods here to line us out. *sniff* bu-haa...wtf?*sobs*
 
gehtfuct

gehtfuct

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Alright you S.C.U.M. son of a bitch! Is that all you've got to add? "Fuckin' Taters"? Well fuck me. Where are my manners? Let me geht some for ewe.


Fuckin' Taters.
 
UberSkippy

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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BrIONwoshMunky said:
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Be careful kiddies, if you get smacked in the back of the head when you're giving head you're face will get stuck like this.
 
bnccoder

bnccoder

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I see how it is, gehtfuct locks them in his trailer and then heads up the search party.
 
YUCK FOU!!!

YUCK FOU!!!

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gehtfuct said:
WTF is going on here? Where the fuck is our two resident dickheads? Who ate the last bit of cheese? Is Max still a virgin? Somebody clue me in,it's seems that our Super Duper Mods are a.w.o.l. I find it hard ......to go on without our Super Duper Transtesitcal Mods here to line us out. *sniff* bu-haa...wtf?*sobs*
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and all this time i thought i was the resident dickhead, i thought they were the fugepackers...........daggit!
 
MaxPower

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Glad you missed me. Kelly's mom and dad came to visit, along with her sister and brother in law from california.
I won't let life happen again. :(
 
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MaxPower said:
Glad you missed me. Kelly's mom and dad came to visit, along with her sister and brother in law from california.
I won't let life happen again. :(
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don't lie! you know i found you both hiding behind my couch...along with some dude that calls himself "Jesus"....i think hes an illigal mexican :rolleyes:
 
MaxPower

MaxPower

You're my number two
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Some of the folks on IRC://#wtf.com had a bit of an ear full, about the fucking cheese sauce I had to make.










FUCK Cheese sauce! :mfinger:
 
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bnccoder said:
It wasn't supposto be boiling when you did it.......
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but you told me it has to be hot like a pussy.....well i guess it was a lil too hot :(
 
gehtfuct

gehtfuct

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BrIONwoshMunky said:
If you've been letting that slob on your knob, you've got bigger problems than finding Max and Broken... :happysad:
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When have I ever let you slob my knob?
Well...besides that one time at band camp. ;)

MaxPower said:
Glad you missed me. your mom came to visit, along with your sister and brother in law from california.
I won't let life happen again
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You know goddamned well I missed ewe. Do you know how hard it is for me to piss with only two hands? Geht your dickbeaters waRshed,and geht over here.
 
Havok

Havok

Mr. Ee
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gehtfuct said:
You know goddamned well I missed ewe. Do you know how hard it is for me to piss with only two hands? Geht your dickbeaters waRshed,and geht over here.
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Oh sure. No one misses Havok when he's gone for a bit.

I hate you all. :(
 
FireAngel

FireAngel

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HavokChylde said:
Oh sure. No one misses Havok when he's gone for a bit.

I hate you all. :(
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Just when I was beginning to wonder where you were. We hate you too.
 
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