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S.C.U.M. Presents: Who's my daddy?

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bnccoder

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After being adopted by S.C.U.M., I find myself wondering who my parents are. Could it be that I was born into S.C.U.M. and abandoned at birth? Is GGW my mom, or is Taylor? What happened in those nights of drunkeness? The question I want to know most though. Who's my daddy?
 

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As your dad, but i dont know who your mom would be??? who is a scum member that is a chick??
 
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Well...

GGW and I were drunk one evening, and things got a little crazy....


But I wasn't aware there was a child created from this...

So, resort to a little book by a man I know as Dr. Seuss.


"Are you my mother?"
 

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HavokChylde said:
Well...

GGW and I were drunk one evening, and things got a little crazy....


But I wasn't aware there was a child created from this...

So, resort to a little book by a man I know as Dr. Seuss.


"Are you my mother?"
You knew, you just didn't care. Are you sure you are the only one she was with that night?
 
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bnccoder said:
You knew, you just didn't care. Are you sure you are the only one she was with that night?
Probably not, hell she wasn't the only one I was with.

I'm quite a busy boy, if ya know what I'm sayin...
 

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HavokChylde said:
Probably not, hell she wasn't the only one I was with.

I'm quite a busy boy, if ya know what I'm sayin...
Great, so I still don't know. Maybe the other members can shed some light on it.
 
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bnccoder said:
You knew, you just didn't care. Are you sure you are the only one she was with that night?
She was with all the S.C.U.M. members that night. We'll all have to geht blood tests to know who the daddy is. :happysad:
 

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Teachum is your mom and will always be your mom.

PS Teachum is on your mom... :mfinger:
 

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HavokChylde said:
Probably not, hell she wasn't the only one I was with.

I'm quite a busy boy, if ya know what I'm sayin...
/me whistles.
 

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Well it sure the fuck isn't me. Unless you're an asshole baby.

Your Mom likes the freaky shit. ;)
 

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I'm betting you're the result of a $2 hand job gone really wrong.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Well it sure the fuck isn't me. Unless you're an asshole baby.

Your Mom likes the freaky shit. ;)
It might have dripped in, it's still a possibility.
 

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bnccoder said:
It might have draipped in, it's still a possibility.
Dude...that's fuckin' nasty.

What's worse than that, is knowing that MaxiMop was there to lap up every lost drop of sausage sludge.
 

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gehtfuct said:
Dude...that's fuckin' nasty.

What's worse than that, is knowing that MaxiMop was there to lap up every lost drop of sausage sludge.
He ate/drank my siblings?
 

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bnccoder said:
He ate/drank my siblings?
Ok...my last post took it to the bottom.
And you....somehow manage to take it further. Imagine that.
 

bnccoder

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gehtfuct said:
Ok...my last post took it to the bottom.
And you....somehow manage to take it further. Imagine that.
It's a gift.
 
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meh_it_all said:
/me whistles.

Well, that was in teh past meh. So don't get your panties in a bundle.


Meh could be your mom bnc! :happysad:
 
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