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S.C.U.M. Presents: Worst fucking thread about some chat bullshit, ever!!!

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[04:21] <The_CIA> brainwash
[04:21] <The_CIA> u there
[04:22] <brainwash> hello
[04:22] <brainwash> hmmm...
[04:22] <brainwash> are you there CIA?
[04:22] <The_CIA> yah
[04:22] <The_CIA> it's havok
[04:22] <brainwash> sup
[04:22] <brainwash> top o the morn to ya
[04:23] <brainwash> or bottom or middle or whatever
[04:23] <The_CIA> one of them
[04:23] <The_CIA> ok
[04:23] <The_CIA> and searching
[04:23] <The_CIA> for this post
[04:24] <brainwash> about someone who's got a chick on webcam?
[04:24] <The_CIA> about iraq sending us a photo of an action figure, but they claimed it was one of our soldiers
[04:24] <The_CIA> can you find that post for me?
[04:24] <brainwash> hmmm....
[04:24] <brainwash> I think Jung posted it
[04:24] <The_CIA> i think so too
[04:24] <The_CIA> but i can't find it
[04:25] <brainwash> Entertainment?
[04:25] <The_CIA> i'm not sure
[04:25] * The_CIA is now known as Jingles
[04:25] <brainwash> where does the webcam lady come into the story?
[04:26] <Jingles> don't worry bout it
[04:26] <Jingles> i need it though
[04:26] * brainwash is all confused... but will do the bidding of Jingles
[04:30] <Jingles> you rock brain
[04:30] <brainwash> ?
[04:30] <brainwash> I am finding nothing...
[04:30] <Jingles> ahhhhhhhh!
[04:30] <Jingles> why not
[04:30] <brainwash> but I'm doing a damn good job of it
[04:30] <Jingles> i need it
[04:31] <Jingles> good job
[04:31] <brainwash> I am looking... just not finding
[04:31] <brainwash> what timeframe was that post in?
[04:31] <Jingles> thank you so much
[04:31] <Jingles> i have no clue
[04:31] <brainwash> bah
[04:32] <brainwash> Ima gonna look at threads started by Max next
[04:32] <brainwash> Jung turned up a 0
[04:38] <Jingles> ahhhhh
[04:38] <Jingles> help me
[04:39] <brainwash> I'ma trying
[04:40] <Jingles> u rock
[04:40] <brainwash> uh huh...
[04:40] <brainwash> whatever you say your modship
[04:41] <Jingles> dude, you just rock anyways it goes.
[04:41] <Jingles> shut up
[04:41] <brainwash> yes sir your modship sir
[04:44] <brainwash> did you post in that thread?
[04:44] <Jingles> maybe
[04:44] <Jingles> maybe not
[04:44] <brainwash> bah
[04:45] <brainwash> I was trying to remember who all posted in that, and was going to look through thier posts
[04:45] <Jingles> i know
[04:45] <Jingles> me too
[04:46] * Jingles sets mode: +v brainwash
[04:46] <Jingles> there ya go\
[04:46] <brainwash> wee i have a voice
[04:47] <Jingles> yup
[04:47] <Jingles> just for you partner
[04:47] <Jingles> you're my new partner in crime
[04:47] <Jingles> don't fuckin tell anyone or I'll slash your throat
[04:47] <brainwash> ha you'll have to find me first you whore
[04:47] <brainwash> or stripper
[04:47] <brainwash> bah whatever
[04:47] <Jingles> lol
[04:48] <Jingles> i'm just playin, you know that right
[04:48] <brainwash> Yeah.... i'm not as dense as most who post
[04:48] <Jingles> good
[04:48] <Jingles> you're number one in my books
[04:48] <Jingles> i'm serious
[04:49] <Jingles> you've got good shit comin to you now
[04:49] <brainwash> wee
[04:49] * brainwash applauds himself and then falls out of his chair
[04:53] <Jingles> you find......?
[04:53] <brainwash> Yes.... I'm just not going to tell you
[04:53] <brainwash> of course i didn't find it
[04:53] <Jingles> ?
[04:54] <Jingles> i repped you blue
[04:54] <brainwash> weeee
[04:54] * brainwash revels in the love
[04:54] <brainwash> can you member what the doll was called?
[04:54] <Jingles> nah
[04:54] <brainwash> or anything but the pic?
[04:55] <brainwash> that's all i remember
[04:55] <Jingles> nope
[04:55] <brainwash> fake, hoax, not real
[04:55] <brainwash> what did they say to it not being real?
[04:55] <brainwash> and does a search search quotes?
[04:57] <Jingles> dunno
[04:58] * brainwash boos a un-allknowing mod
[04:58] <brainwash> boooooooo
[05:01] <brainwash> the doll was Cody
[05:01] <brainwash> bahh
[05:02] <brainwash> do you just want the pic?
[05:02] <brainwash> or the whole thread?
[05:02] <Jingles> no, the trhread link
[05:02] <brainwash> aight...
[05:05] <brainwash> It happened at the beginning of Feb.
[05:06] <brainwash> I think...
[05:13] <brainwash> Hey man,
[05:13] <brainwash> I hate to say it, but I can't keep my eyelids open anymore
[05:14] <Jingles> it's cool
[05:14] <Jingles> man.
[05:14] <Jingles> i'm drunk
[05:14] <Jingles> lol
[05:14] <brainwash> I'm fuking tired
[05:14] <brainwash> I got off work
[05:14] <Jingles> crash out bro
[05:14] <brainwash> I'ma go for a little while longer though ;)
[05:14] <Jingles> coo
[05:14] <Jingles> me too
[05:15] <Jingles> i'm fuckin trashed
[05:15] <brainwash> that's always a good thing to be
[05:16] <brainwash> hmmm...
[05:17] <Jingles> you see it?
[05:17] <brainwash> I'm getting nothing...
[05:17] <Jingles> ?
[05:18] <brainwash> I dunno.
[05:18] <brainwash> I search
[05:18] <brainwash> and nothing returns
[05:18] <Jingles>
[05:18] <Jingles> try that
[05:19] <Jingles> fuck i closed it
[05:19] <Jingles> but yeah i think that's it
[05:19] <brainwash> Go for it man
[05:19] <Jingles> oh it's mine already
[05:19] * brainwash chuckles
[05:20] <Jingles> shit, this is the first time in a while
[05:20] <Jingles> got an email addy
[05:20] <Jingles> ?
[05:20] <brainwash> me?
[05:20] <brainwash> adamscherle@hotmail.com
[05:20] <brainwash> it's in my profile...
[05:20] <brainwash> i think
* Retrieving #wtf.com info...
[05:21] <Jingles> check your mail
[05:21] <brainwash> aight...
[05:23] <Jingles> checked?
[05:23] <brainwash> It bothers me that that thread has gone AWOL
[05:24] <Jingles> thread??
[05:24] <brainwash> the one we can't find.... doy
[05:24] <Jingles> don't worry about it
[05:24] <brainwash> he he
[05:24] <Jingles> naw wait
[05:24] <Jingles> fuck it
[05:24] <Jingles> lets find it
[05:24] <Jingles> together
[05:24] <brainwash> well I can't find it
[05:24] <Jingles> weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll fuck
[05:25] <brainwash> I done got beaten my the interwebnethighwaycenter
[05:25] <Jingles> fuck that
[05:25] <brainwash> by not my
[05:25] <Jingles> you're not going down like that man
[05:25] * brainwash sucks at the internet
[05:25] <brainwash> r u poopooo head?
[05:25] <Jingles> ?
[05:25] <Jingles> why you ask that?
[05:25] <brainwash> that's the name at the top of my junk mail list
[05:26] <brainwash> and if you aren't then i'm not gona open an e-mail from whoever it is
[05:26] <Jingles> that's my internet name
[05:26] <brainwash> gotcha
[05:26] <brainwash> there had better be no viri in this...
[05:26] <brainwash> Or i'll have to litterally come through
[05:26] <brainwash> the interwebnet and whoop ass
[05:27] <Jingles> you'll enjpoy what you see
[05:27] <brainwash> I had better not see any penis
[05:27] <brainwash> I'm on dial up and the pics are still loading
[05:27] <brainwash> ...
[05:28] <Jingles> no penis
[05:28] <Jingles> scouts honor
[05:28] <brainwash> wee
[05:28] <brainwash> and why are you showing me this....
[05:28] <brainwash> now your gonna have to
[05:29] <brainwash> take pics
[05:29] <brainwash> of her again
[05:29] <brainwash> after you get done
[05:29] <brainwash> and I wanna see blood
[05:29] <Jingles> i'ma tear, it, up
[05:29] <Jingles> but i gotta find that god damn post, or thread
[05:29] <brainwash> hmm...
[05:29] <Jingles> it isn't jung
[05:29] <brainwash> not that i could figure...
[05:30] <brainwash> do you have to find it immediately?
[05:30] <Jingles> pretty much
[05:30] <brainwash> bummer
[05:30] <brainwash> holy rain storm
[05:30] <Jingles> it's driving me craaaaaazy
[05:30] <brainwash> it's fuckin downpouring
[05:30] <brainwash> like making the house roar and shit...
[05:31] <Jingles> shelter up
[05:31] <brainwash> I am
[05:31] <brainwash> I'm near a window... incase i need to get out
[05:31] <brainwash> the wind roars cause im in a corner of my house
[05:31] <brainwash> and the wind comes off our hill
[05:32] <brainwash> and sounds freaking killer
[05:32] <brainwash> like horror movie shit
[05:32] <Jingles> daaaaaamn
[05:32] <Jingles> i fuckin wish i knew where that god damn post came from
[05:32] <brainwash> why exactly do you need it?
[05:32] <brainwash> can we fake it?
[05:32] <brainwash> or point to another?
[05:33] <Jingles> nah
[05:33] <Jingles> it won't work
[05:33] <Jingles> hmmm
[05:33] <brainwash> hmmmm... what?
[05:34] <Jingles> http://www.jquinton.com/archives/002444.html
[05:34] <brainwash> that's not WTF's
[05:34] <Jingles> i know
[05:35] <Jingles> but it's the same story
[05:35] <Jingles> right
[05:35] <brainwash> well yeah
[05:35] <Jingles> ha!
[05:35] <brainwash> that's what i was asking
[05:35] <Jingles> admit it bro
[05:35] <Jingles> i'm pure genius
[05:35] <brainwash> wtf are you talking about
[05:35] <Jingles> lmao, at this point I have no fucking clue!!!
[05:35] <Jingles> but I found it!
[05:35] <brainwash> ummm...
[05:35] <brainwash> yeah...
[05:35] <Jingles> i've lost it
[05:35] <Jingles> de mod me.
[05:36] <brainwash> I coulda found that in 30 seconds
[05:36] <Jingles> i know
[05:36] <brainwash> if you just wanted the story
[05:36] <Jingles> thats all it took me
[05:36] <Jingles> i9 shouldn
[05:36] <Jingles> i shouldn't have looked through wtf
[05:36] <brainwash> you're telling me that you just wanted the story all this time?
[05:36] <brainwash> OMG!
[05:36] <Jingles> i suppose
[05:36] <Jingles> the one on wtf is preffered
[05:36] <Jingles> but
[05:37] <Jingles> i found the story
[05:37] <brainwash> bah
[05:37] <brainwash> whatever
[05:37] <Jingles> find me a better link
[05:37] <Jingles> and i'll make you king of wtf
[05:37] <brainwash> type in fake hostage doll in google
[05:37] <Jingles> lmao
[05:37] <Jingles> thats what I did!
[05:37] <brainwash> you end up with 6 bazillion hits
[05:37] <Jingles> I know!
[05:37] <Jingles> isn't it great!
[05:37] <brainwash> gotta love the google
[05:37] <Jingles> fucking gotta love the liquor!
[05:38] <Jingles> omg post this shit in chit chat man
[05:38] <brainwash> fuckin a man
[05:38] <Jingles> it'll be the bomb
[05:38] <Jingles> all of it
[05:38] <brainwash> You oughta do it.
[05:38] <Jingles> i am so fuckin 1337
[05:38] <brainwash> umm yeah...
[05:38] <Jingles> nah brother, i want you to take crtedit for it
[05:38] <brainwash> I'd like crtedit... but i think you should have this one
[05:38] <Jingles> lmao!
[05:38] <Jingles> ok
[05:38] <Jingles> hold on
[05:38] <brainwash> I'm not fessing up to all of this...
 
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Fuckin a man! All I need now is a flame badge!
 

dustinzgirl

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so whats the conclusion did you bang her and find the thread or are you still pulling on pee wee?
 
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dustinzgirl said:
so whats the conclusion did you bang her and find the thread or are you still pulling on pee wee?



You really read all that shit?


Aww. Dg loves me.
 

Jung

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HavokChylde said:
You really read all that shit?
I never read those chat logs. Chat conversations are always a "you had to be there" thing.
 
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junglizm said:
I never read those chat logs. Chat conversations are always a "you had to be there" thing.

Nah, I think this one is pretty straight to the point.
 

Jung

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No offense, but I'm kind of indifferent to chat logs.
 
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junglizm said:
You're welcome, and happy valentines day.

(Not gay.)

Double post.


(not gay)

Happy Valentines/Happy WTF anniversary. Everyone.