S.C.U.M. Presents: WTF.com's first caption contest

[tzedek]

The rules are as follows: caption this picture either by means of image alteration or by simply post a caption for the picture. After enough captions are made, a poll will be given and you will choose the winner. Post as many as you want. This may get ugly, hence it is in the B&T.

Round 1:

 

[tzedek]

 

[Descent]

"I will promise to exterminate all the fags, Jews, and arabs..."

 

[MaxPower]

Well Mr Pope, If that's your real name!...........My report here says you've been hiding WMD's here in the Vadican! If you do not hand them over; we will be forced to attack.
Also, Did I mention? Being the President is Haaarrrdd. It's really not easy.
<whine, whine, complain>

Not Again!​

 

[jamesp]

"Good bread, good meat, good God lets...."

 

[Icarus]

"Fuckin' taters..."

 

[Havok]

I am glad to be here with the pope. It's really great, that he does what he does. Nucular fission, couldn't stop him.....blablabla.......bla....america....respect....

Zzzzzzzzzz........​

 

[DIZNUTS]

"And here i am with the Pope......hey Pope can i take a ride in the Popemobile?"

 

[DIZNUTS]

"And here is a lil poetry.....Dear Mr. Pope dude.........Ahem......Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I'm chilling with the Pope, What about you?"

 

[Bibas]

-- Hey Pope, you are missing your forehead.
-- Doh, no shit ?!

 

[Descent]

"You forgot Poland!"

 

[Bibas]

Descent, with all due respect, but that was as funny, as this :


Black guy : OpenGL > Pussy.
White guy : ...

 

[Descent]

-- OpenGL > Pussy.
-- ...

If you know Carmack, then that's funny.

 

[gehtfuct]

Dubya: "Hey JP,what's a four letter word for the head of the Roman Catholic church?"
PopeDude: "Jesus fuck,I hate Republicans...Shit! That burrito is backing up...
*p-p-ffft!*"

 

[bigck3000]

"uhhh..Pope? Me and the boys have been meaning to ask you about the dress... Is it like a frat thing?"

 

[MaxPower]

.......When Chuck Ebbers saw the pool boy skimming the leaves from the top of the water, much in the same manner she skimmed proffits, he knew he must have him!
He longed for the feeling of his young flesh and throbbing................




"Not going anywhere for a while? Reach for a Snickers"

 

[Broken]

And I want a Big wheel, the red and blue one; you know the spiderman version. Every year I ask for a pony, but this year, I want a tampoline. Can I sit on your lap now?

 

[tzedek]

"You forgot Poland!"[/size]

 

[bigck3000]

Do I have to be a S.P.E.D to suggest that the next picture not come out of the wtf gallery?

 

[Broken]

Do I have to be a S.P.E.D to suggest that the next picture not come out of the wtf gallery?

No, but you have to at least attend have attended one of ALi Longwoods S.P.E.D Reedin courses.

Classes now on-line at www.sheep.com