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S.P.U.N.K Presents: Havok's Hidden Past!

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Who are these men?, you may ask. Who are these sexy beasts? Well, I can answer that. They're Dokken. Yes, Dokken. A seminal 80's metal band. Now, I don't know much about their roots... But Google them if you want to know the details. But details aren't what we're here for. I was stunned a small detail that has passed my scrutinous viewing of their pictures.




This is Dokken now. Their boyish good looks and career gone, they've gone to Japan to seek refuge. Now, since Japan is 20 years behing popularity-wise with American music, they enjoy a great success in Asia. Now, let's examine that picture a bit closer...




Look familiar?

It should. It's a WTF member. His name is HavokChylde. Yes, HavokChylde. Sure, that was a year or so ago, and he has a beard... But it's him. Here is a more recent picture...


Now that you know his secret... I have something to announce.

Coming Soon...
HavokChylde: Behind the Music​
 
Havok

Havok

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Look man, secrets I post on IRC chat, shouldn't make it to the website.


Oh well, let the women swoon over my ski-slope nose.
 
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VH1: Behind the copyright laws.:thumbsup:
 
Havok

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cuddles said:
VH1: Behind the copyright laws.:thumbsup:
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Hey! Bow to my greatness you n00b!

I'm Dokken, and I'm Axel.

You don't know shit.
 
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screw_ball said:
t should. It's a WTF member. His name is HavokChylde. Yes, HavokChylde. Sure, that was a year or so ago, and he has a beard... But it's him. Here is a more recent picture...
Now that you know his secret... I have something to announce.

Coming Soon...
HavokChylde: Behind the Music​
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Damn i thought he looked familiar....
 
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this thread is Rokken like Dokken!!!! im so gonna get flamed for that....
 
Fire_ze_Missles

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Zoso said:
this thread is Rokken like Dokken!!!! im so gonna get flamed for that....
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No; you will just look extremely homosexual, and people will begin to ignore your comments. Way to go! :thumbsup:
 
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I own the dutch and their waffles.

Mikado rules my life.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

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We don't make waffles, thats belgium :thumbsup:

Another educating post by Johnny Kuntz :thumbsup:
 
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We don't make waffles, thats belgium :thumbsup:

Another educating post by Johnny Kuntz :thumbsup:
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I am the sexiest male belgian on all of earth, Johnny Kuntz. I'm calling you out...

to play mikado.

:rotflmao:
 
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So, when are you comming to Dutchland?
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As soon as me and Jeff get tired of the women that are swooning over us.

He's a ladies man you know.
 
Fire_ze_Missles

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As soon as me and Jeff get tired of the women that are swooning over us.

He's a ladies man you know.
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Jeff is my father; he taught me how to swoon.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
 
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