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sand paper hands...

ChilianFuckFace

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Ok, so I go out partying Friday night after a long day at work and school. I find this hot girl, she has a perfect face and perfect body. I love smiles, she had the most gorgeous smile I have ever seen, except for my ex's smile. Anyhow, I was just standing having a drink when she came over and grab me, took me to the dance floor and we got down. So for so good! Well, then they played a Spanish merengue song. I grabbed her hand and started dancing, HOWEVER I felt so turned off by her hands. She had sand paper hands. It fucking sucked! After the song finished I excused my self, and left her... I couldn't stand her hands! How can this fine girl not care for her hands? I saw her smile again and I wanted to go back to talk to her... but the thought of her hands hunted me the entire night..

EDIT: 11 views and no replies... let me say FUCK YOU!! ;)

EDIT2: Not even by insulting you guys, do you guys care about this thread. :bomb:
 

Hypertron

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dude seriously...hit it and if she likes it you can tell her if she wants to stay with you she needs to start using lotion.
 

swizeguy

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yeah i think thats kinda messed.. nothing is perfect.. if something so small as that turns you off that bad then you will never find anyone that will meet your standards and if they meet yours then your not gonna meet theirs. Get over it.
 

Bigbee

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Ok, so I go out partying Friday night after a long day at work and school. I find this hot girl, she has a perfect face and perfect body. I love smiles, she had the most gorgeous smile I have ever seen, except for my ex's smile. Anyhow, I was just standing having a drink when she came over and grab me, took me to the dance floor and we got down. So for so good! Well, then they played a Spanish merengue song. I grabbed her hand and started dancing, HOWEVER I felt so turned off by her hands. She had sand paper hands. It fucking sucked! After the song finished I excused my self, and left her... I couldn't stand her hands! How can this fine girl not care for her hands? I saw her smile again and I wanted to go back to talk to her... but the thought of her hands hunted me the entire night..
ChilianFuckFace said:
Although I think you're nuts for dropping a girl that has a perfect body and a perfect face, with a gorgeous smile that came up and talked to YOU...I have a friend who once denied a girl for the same reason...
 

magnolia

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Dude, that sucks. For me hands and feet always have to be well taken care of. And now even more so that I'm working in a daycare. It's like, take pride in every part of your body by just simply taking care of it. Too bad man. :(
 

Sektor

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ChilianFuckFace said:
Ok, so I go out partying Friday night after a long day at work and school. I find this hot girl, she has a perfect face and perfect body. I love smiles, she had the most gorgeous smile I have ever seen, except for my ex's smile. Anyhow, I was just standing having a drink when she came over and grab me, took me to the dance floor and we got down. So for so good! Well, then they played a Spanish merengue song. I grabbed her hand and started dancing, HOWEVER I felt so turned off by her hands. She had sand paper hands. It fucking sucked! After the song finished I excused my self, and left her... I couldn't stand her hands! How can this fine girl not care for her hands? I saw her smile again and I wanted to go back to talk to her... but the thought of her hands hunted me the entire night..

EDIT: 11 views and no replies... let me say FUCK YOU!! ;)

EDIT2: Not even by insulting you guys, do you guys care about this thread. :bomb:
I could kill you for turning her down just because of her hands. :gun: :bomb: :sword:
 
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I understand why you turned her down. She probably wouldn't give you pussy and the next best thing besides that is a handjob which she probably knows you dont want since her hands are fucked. Basically, she's a tease. Buy her some hand lotion for christmas. (No, not you're half used "jerkin-of-the-lerkin" lotion either!) Although that may work...
 

ChilianFuckFace

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Jeranamo said:
I understand why you turned her down. She probably wouldn't give you pussy and the next best thing besides that is a handjob which she probably knows you dont want since her hands are fucked. Basically, she's a tease. Buy her some hand lotion for christmas. (No, not you're half used "jerkin-of-the-lerkin" lotion either!) Although that may work...
Great response!! Repped! :mfinger: