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Santa Simon Sez

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ok bitch, i don't know where you got creepy santa from, but can i have his number?
 

BadEvilWrong

I'd melt the world to stop with you.
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OP gets repped! This is hilarious. I made him kick the sign and tackle the tree. He farts on command. When I told him to blow me, he blew me a kiss. XD I told him to find an elf. An elf came out and waved. For some commands he puts you on the naughty list. Great shit.
 

Tostig

Paradoxasaur
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awesome hehe, repped Bitch!

type in mrs clause hehe.

edit: strip elf does something too hehe
and kiss elf
and sex elf
 

screwy

BIG BLACK DICKS
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I asked him to take off his beard and he started to strip. :(