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I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
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ChrispyBrownies said:
I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
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WTF is right. Are you sure you're not the one snorting crack?
 

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ChrispyBrownies said:
I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
:mad:
Sorry to hear about your insignificant problems.
Maybe you should grow up and consider that your perspective is at fault.
 

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ChrispyBrownies said:
I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
:mad:
What grade are you in?
 

Piro

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#5
Barney IS God, didn't you know that?
Listen to your peers!
 

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#6
I love you...
You love me..
barney gave me H.I.V....
With a great big purple dick, he shoved it in my ass...
Now I can't sit strait in class...

but I more prefer the story of when his cooling fan caught fire and he screamed profanities in front of the kids..
 

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ChrispyBrownies said:
I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
:mad:
 

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sideshow_bob said:
You can snort crack??
snort, smoke, inject, eat, or even take as a suppository.

but it is true: coke is usually the variant which is snorted and crack is typically smoked.
 

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#10
I think this appropriate for this thread.


 

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#11
*sighs* I gotta start college on the 29th, and high school on the 6th.
 
#12
Omfg Lol, thats funny as hell. May Barney dieLol
Darklight said:
I love you...
You love me..
barney gave me H.I.V....
With a great big purple dick, he shoved it in my ass...
Now I can't sit strait in class...

but I more prefer the story of when his cooling fan caught fire and he screamed profanities in front of the kids..
 

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ChrispyBrownies said:
I just started school and all my teachers are fucking idiots. One thinks she is a drill sergeant, another pretends like he snuffs crack, and another (who i might add is the oldest teacher in the school) Thinks Barney is God in disguise. WTF?!?!?
:mad:
Physicals are the worst part for me but...thats some weird ass teachers you have.
(Btw ive also heard of people snorting it out other peoples asses)
 

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#15
It does not matter what they look like or what their beleifs are it matters that they teach you what you are suppose to be teached. I wonder how he is going to act in the real world? Get real and get a life.