I went down there with my best friend to visit his wife before she ships out for Iraq, and while we were on base, some asshat backs into my front bumper with a Reese hitch... a 2" receiver you know. Only the kicker is that I didn't find out about it until I got to the hotel. So now there is a perfect fuckin square indented in the front of my bumper and it's all bent to fuck.
So to that I say fuck Fort Benning and all it's vehicle driving residents.
I respect what those men and women are doing, but crashing into my truck isn't supposed to be one of those things. 
