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Screwy: The Incomplete Masterworks

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I thought I'd make my wonderful WTF-related e-prose, so you don't have to scour through old threads and the Wastelands to read my incest-filled marvels. To be updated as I create more masterpieces.

UPDATED 01/27/07

Nike A Go Go II: Super Lollypop Dinosaur Midget Adventure Park! pt. 1
S.P.U.N.K: Guess Who I'm Laughing At.
S.P.U.N.K Presents: S.C.U.M In The News
S.P.U.N.K Presents: Granny Junglizm and Slutty E-Attention Whore Erotic Fan-Fiction (my chef-d'oeuvre)
S.P.U.N.K Presents: Dustinzgirl Erotic Cosplay Fan-Fiction pt. 1
S.P.U.N.K Presents: Awaken And screw_ball's Star Wars-Themed Gay Wedding (pt. 1)
Poem Inspired by Nutmeg (in response to all these Poem Inspired By ___ threads)
Poetry Inspired by Industrial Solvents and Nutmeg. And Children's Tylenol.
The Dark Canuck (work in progress)
Janet Weiss Crucifixion: Tell-Tale Redux
S.C.U.M PwwwnAErz uv teh INTARNET pt. III
WTF.com Erotic Fanfiction - #1 - 1: Sieg Heil!
i r 'teh gift'
Yuletide Sexual Abuse (PROSE-IFIED!)

Purple.
Jessie
Trust Me
A&E Presents: The Life and Times of AzH
Intertwined Fingers
Kellie Is A Cold-Hearted Bitch
Kitty Is A Slut
Cumstain
Lump
A&E Presents: Pooltime With EMUDude651, or '1030 Words of Fwnage'
The WTFolocaust
This Never Happened Because I'm A Self-Loathing Loser Who'll Be Alone Forever.
Let's all comission avatars!
April.
Apathetic Fuck
Christ Denied (I Am the Martyr)
Sex Is For Perverts
My Dick Is A Rockstar
Avoiding the Forests.
Man
The Title Got Cancelled
Tectonic Voice
Regarding Johnny and I.
The Flame and the Vial
Rapeublicans
Can a long life improve everything?
Soil
Funeral
I fuck one girl and this is what I get?
Paper
Tour Ate Sun Drome
Take off all that makeup and you're still a fucking narcissist.
Despite my irrational habit, I can still whip my dick out, be proud, and still manage.
Sugar Motherfucking Crash
Life is Pricy
Hypolegitimate Asshole

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*amazed

what the heck ??
 

screwy

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Read, grasshopper. And learn.
 

void

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yeah great.. but screwy, you're too smart to be here wasting your time with all the gimpy kids, the stragglers.i've been marking your card for a while now, you're just too mentally competant to do this. you're that kid who got bored in class and designed an invisible metal-alloy on the back of his cigarette pack aren't you?
you should write a book.. :D
haha.. how many times have i heard that shit? you should write a book so everyone can scope out what's really going on down there in your soul.. except the book i was writing was written already, and you? you have a book in there?
i don't care if you do, i just wanted to ask.. it's what people do.
 

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I'm actually writing one. :happysad:

All the narrative is in sonnets, all the dialogue in limericks. Plus, I just got one of my poems accepted for publication in a newspaper, a poetry magazine, and a compilation. Wheee.
 

void

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I'm actually writing one. :happysad:

All the narrative is in sonnets, all the dialogue in limericks. Plus, I just got one of my poems accepted for publication in a newspaper, a poetry magazine, and a compilation. Wheee.
/me licks finger and marks '1-up' in thin air..

told you i had your card marked.. ;)

charles fucking bukowski wrote all the books i was working on.. fucking dead vagrant.
 

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You could write about Nazi-Jews killing themselves in the name of the Aryan Race (C) 2005 Screwy, Inc., but you'd have to pay me royalties. :thumbsup:
 

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screw_ball said:
You could write about Nazi-Jews killing themselves in the name of the Aryan Race (C) 2005 Screwy, Inc., but you'd have to pay me royalties. :happysad:
nah.. i gave up writing longform about 15 years ago.. i just irritate people now with snippets of my soul's stench.

so that xmas competition entry of yours? based on real life? :eek:
 

screwy

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Nope. It's just me being all Marquis de Sade. :p
 

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Sovents and Nutmeg is the best. I like that one, I dont know why. Its just cool. but why is this in B T?
 

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Yeah, Writer's Block seems like the logical choice, but I wanted to give you guys the chance to thoroughly hate me.
 
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screwy's incomplete thingy is life! lil bastard needs on!
wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! a long time sinse my lst drunken posting! you're all missing my fun! FUCKERS! GIVE ME A SMOKE!
 

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screwy's incomplete thingy is life! lil bastard needs on!
wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! a long time sinse my lst drunken posting! you're all missing my fun! FUCKERS! GIVE ME A SMOKE!
can't believe that........ no words .......... Waaahahahahaha......
 
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