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Scum Health Reminders.

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dustinzgirl

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Do you have scum in your toilet? Recently, those nasty, filthy little buggers have been gumming up the works and living on toilet water.
Do you have scum in your anus? Anal scum has been found to be very unhealthy, and removed as soon as you can recieve medical attention. If you do not remove you anal scum, it will grow exponentially under the right circumstances, and you may wind up a full fledged scum covered asshole.
Do you have scum on your penis? Penis scum can be very dangerous, in fact it can cause penile rot and spread like a sexually transmitted disease.


So please, kind and gentle folk of wtf.com, if you perchance upon scum hiding in your toilet, growing in your ass, or coagulating on your penis, it is imperative that you seek a good plumber or medical attention immediatly.
 
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DIZNUTS

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wow thnx DG....i will go down to one of them uber hygenic spas in Sweden :thumbsup:
 
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bigck3000

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Yea i read this a couple of hours ago....and it hasnt gotten any less gross.


"Closed due to lack of interest" :p
 
Nymphchick

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lol this thread rocks! try throwing bleach on the scum, works wonders ;)



BTW YAY I'M FREE. back to topic
 
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/me pulls out an m16 and shoots trebeck five times in the head..


ive got my own way to get rid of scum
 
Nymphchick

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yuck violence is uncalled for, just big words. i don't know any or how to spell yet, i'm waiting to pass my primary school test. i think the best way to get rid of scum is to create havok in their numbers and watch a mutany unravel, while they try to out whit one another, spray them with raid :rolleyes:
 
Awaken

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Nymphchick said:
yuck violence is uncalled for, just big words. i don't know any or how to spell yet, i'm waiting to pass my primary school test. i think the best way to get rid of scum is to create havok in their numbers and watch a mutany unravel, while they try to out whit one another, spray them with raid :rolleyes:
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Wait, create a Havok? You can create them now? Do they come in a box? I'd like to have a Havok for myself. I hope they aren't too expensive... :/
 
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bigck3000

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Unfortunately theres only one havok..but luckily hes only worth the price of a sixpack of generic beer and couple of kind words....after that...you can do anything :thumbsup:
 
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Unfortunately theres only one havok..but luckily hes only worth the price of a sixpack of generic beer and couple of kind words....after that...you can do anything :thumbsup:
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that is soo true, i told him that his hair was pretty and he gave me a rimmer!
 
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bigck3000 said:
Unfortunately theres only one havok..but luckily hes only worth the price of a sixpack of generic beer and couple of kind words....after that...you can do anything :thumbsup:
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sweeet :thumbsup:
 
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Nymphchick said:
yuck violence is uncalled for, just big words. i don't know any or how to spell yet, i'm waiting to pass my primary school test. i think the best way to get rid of scum is to create havok in their numbers and watch a mutany unravel, while they try to out whit one another, spray them with raid :rolleyes:
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yes myself gehtfuct and maxpower created this 'havok chylde' it was a long grueling affair, we didnt expect him to live for more than a couple of weeks, he was originally designed as a 'thread ressurectionist' but he began to think for himselves, now hes moulding young impressionable members into models of himself.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Do you have scum in your toilet? Recently, those nasty, filthy little buggers have been gumming up the works and living on toilet water.
Do you have scum in your anus? Anal scum has been found to be very unhealthy, and removed as soon as you can recieve medical attention. If you do not remove you anal scum, it will grow exponentially under the right circumstances, and you may wind up a full fledged scum covered asshole.
Do you have scum on your penis? Penis scum can be very dangerous, in fact it can cause penile rot and spread like a sexually transmitted disease.


So please, kind and gentle folk of wtf.com, if you perchance upon scum hiding in your toilet, growing in your ass, or coagulating on your penis, it is imperative that you seek a good plumber or medical attention immediatly.
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Hmmmm, but those medical bills, and that damn gas these days...hmmmm. Oh well, it isn't THAT bad.
 
dustinzgirl

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that is soo true, i told him that his hair was pretty and he gave me a rimmer!
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There was no need to go into detail. Really, those little gems of personal experience belong in confessions. Or in a PM. ;)
 
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