*inaccurate information will not result in a refund, buyer beware!
alright kids, although this may be hard to believe (and so it should be, it is false advertisement because it is impossible to regrow your hymen) i am auctioning off nymph's re-virginity at her request as all good pimps would.
ANNOUNCEMENT
today i will be auctioning off nymph's virginity, highest bidder who wins will get the one and only opportunity to stick it to her, literally. she will even provide the realism of blood, moaning, as well as a series of crunched up faces that depict pain during said cherry popping.
BIDDING STARTS AT
$3,500,000.00 points
AUCTION BEGINS AT
6/17/05
AUCTION ENDS AT
6/24/05
DESCRIPTION AND PIC
nymph recently visited the doctor who confirmed she is in fact a virgin again. to celebrate her reborn self she has decided to whore herself out to the best possible "first time experience" that money can buy.
if you feel you are fit (and wealthy enough)...put your money where your mouth is and place a bid on her re-virginity.
WINNER WILL NOT BE ANNOUNCED UPON RECEIPT OF POINTS IN ORDER TO PRESERVE CONFIDENTIALLITY AND DENIABILITY OF POSSIBLE FUTURE REGROWTH.
alright kids, although this may be hard to believe (and so it should be, it is false advertisement because it is impossible to regrow your hymen) i am auctioning off nymph's re-virginity at her request as all good pimps would.
ANNOUNCEMENT
today i will be auctioning off nymph's virginity, highest bidder who wins will get the one and only opportunity to stick it to her, literally. she will even provide the realism of blood, moaning, as well as a series of crunched up faces that depict pain during said cherry popping.
BIDDING STARTS AT
$3,500,000.00 points
AUCTION BEGINS AT
6/17/05
AUCTION ENDS AT
6/24/05
DESCRIPTION AND PIC
nymph recently visited the doctor who confirmed she is in fact a virgin again. to celebrate her reborn self she has decided to whore herself out to the best possible "first time experience" that money can buy.
if you feel you are fit (and wealthy enough)...put your money where your mouth is and place a bid on her re-virginity.
WINNER WILL NOT BE ANNOUNCED UPON RECEIPT OF POINTS IN ORDER TO PRESERVE CONFIDENTIALLITY AND DENIABILITY OF POSSIBLE FUTURE REGROWTH.
