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Selected passages from Jstager's online diary

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Fugly

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No shit he actually posts this:

"FUCK THIS!

THE FUCKING ZYRTEC IS MAKING ME ANGRY! ARRRGH! THIRD FUCKING TIME A MEDICATION HAS MADE ME PSYCHOTIC!"

FUCK RELIGION. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE WAR.

Also, fuck Dr. Alexander, and the whole fucking school...Why can't these dumb muscle between their ears homophobic CATHOLIC WOPS/HIKES/GINNIES JUST DIE ALREADY?!?! FUCK!

I AM 25% ITALIAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ALSO, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THIS FUCKING STRATTERA TO KICK IN?! MY ADD IS KILLING ME! FUCK!

"Well...I had another weird dream last night.

It was where I was playing Counter-Strike. I was in a green grass field with lots of grey buildings, and you had to pick up a gun (No buying!). There was an MP5, a P90, and an AK-47. Naturally, I took the AK, but only after I took the MP5 and reloaded it.

However, I was yet AGAIN in the game! So naturally, I sucked at reloading the MP5. I said, "Wait! I should just press "R!" But it was no fun, as my arms moved for me, and reloaded perfectly. I said "It's way more fun to do it on my own!"

"Last night, I had a dream where I was at tech camp. The dream started out with me playing some old Sonic games, but then I was in the game. I was talking to Knuckles and Robotnik, but then the console powered off.

"One of the other dreams I had was about Microplay, the video game store that closed down (You know, the one next to Hillary's Ice Cream). That store carried such rare shit, it was so cool! Anyway, I walk into the store to buy a Sega Game Gear (I've been wanting one of those for six years). They have one, and *GASP*, an ultra rare copy of a Sonic game called Tails' Adventure (THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!). It had ALL the characters EVER seen in the Sonic "universe," including the ones fromn SatAM. The game was FUCKING FAST. Fastest Sonic game I ever played. The graphics were also super sharp by Game Gear standards. I said, "I'm sold!" I bought the shit right then. I bought another portable system too, but sadly I forgot what it was."

"The server was censored, and my name was changed from "Your Own Asshole" to "LEO"...but no matter how much I tried, I just gave up changing it, mainly because I had to sift through 32 player names in the name change screen"

Please for the love of humanity never have shildren J...I will even pay for the vasectomy
 

Broken

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Oh Lord that was funny! Wow... But you left out the ten pages where he incorrectly explains the latency that is caused by the separation of the traces on his Video card of 1/16 of a micron compared to the blow up doll he should have bought, thus causing eye irritation and anal leakage.

Ahh Hardware Gurus these days.
 

Liquid-Zero

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Broken said:
Oh Lord that was funny! Wow... But you left out the ten pages where he incorrectly explains the latency that is caused by the separation of the traces on his Video card of 1/16 of a micron compared to the blow up doll he should have bought, thus causing eye irritation and anal leakage.

Ahh Hardware Gurus these days.
What.

 

tzedek

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this one time, when i was at tech camp...
 

Smoke

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VenomHowell said:
... With my 3 1/2 inch floppy...

Sorry, Jstager, I had to XD
HAHAHAH. That was a good one. :thumbsup:
 

Fugly

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Awwww stag gave me bad rep for this.....don't post the link in your sig you psychotic little geek and it won't show up.
 

betrayed

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I don't think he's even seen this thread yet.. He only likes the ones that has to do with having intercourse with random computer parts.. :p
 

Fugly

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Oh he's seen it...but how do you defend the horribly wrong?
 

MaxPower

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johnny kuntz said:
jsucker is an very very angry geek :thumbsup:

he also masturbates in front of his computer :thumbsup: visiting sites like: www.tomshardware.com :p
Who doesn't, you see that graphics card buyers guide? :thumbsup: And did you see the gigaflops on that AMD 64 FX53?
 
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MaxPower said:
Who doesn't, you see that graphics card buyers guide? :thumbsup: And did you see the gigaflops on that AMD 64 FX53?
no dude, I am to busy fucking my mom :thumbsup: and all her other beautiful girlfriends :thumbsup:
 

Broken

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johnny kuntz said:
no dude, I am to busy fucking my mom :thumbsup: and all her other beautiful girlfriends :thumbsup:
"And all her other beautiful girlfriends." Is that what old mom (gums) and you have nicked named the folds your tiny penis gets trapped in well tittie bopping ole gums? Is it true you can tell your mom’s age by the counting the wrinkle rings around her nipples? I heard she's in some freak show and you were born in a pile of elephant dung. Are these tales true or just folklore

Oh sorry; I thought this was the Ask the Carnie Man JonK thread.
 

Descent

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Fugly said:
Awwww stag gave me bad rep for this.....don't post the link in your sig you psychotic little geek and it won't show up.
Sorry...Maybe if you would CLICK the rep, you would realize I gave it to you in the computing chamber.

This thread was pretty damn funny. Good job. However, you may want to try other forms of flaming, that don't involve people's true beliefs about things. Why?

1. It won't piss them off
2. They will enjoy it

That said, have a nice life.

And yes, Tom's Hardware is my favorite site on the net besides free Asian porn sites and Google.
 
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Fugly said:
No shit he actually posts this:

"FUCK THIS!

THE FUCKING ZYRTEC IS MAKING ME ANGRY! ARRRGH! THIRD FUCKING TIME A MEDICATION HAS MADE ME PSYCHOTIC!"

FUCK RELIGION. ALL IT DOES IS MAKE WAR.

Also, fuck Dr. Alexander, and the whole fucking school...Why can't these dumb muscle between their ears homophobic CATHOLIC WOPS/HIKES/GINNIES JUST DIE ALREADY?!?! FUCK!

I AM 25% ITALIAN SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ALSO, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THIS FUCKING STRATTERA TO KICK IN?! MY ADD IS KILLING ME! FUCK!

"Well...I had another weird dream last night.

It was where I was playing Counter-Strike. I was in a green grass field with lots of grey buildings, and you had to pick up a gun (No buying!). There was an MP5, a P90, and an AK-47. Naturally, I took the AK, but only after I took the MP5 and reloaded it.

However, I was yet AGAIN in the game! So naturally, I sucked at reloading the MP5. I said, "Wait! I should just press "R!" But it was no fun, as my arms moved for me, and reloaded perfectly. I said "It's way more fun to do it on my own!"

"Last night, I had a dream where I was at tech camp. The dream started out with me playing some old Sonic games, but then I was in the game. I was talking to Knuckles and Robotnik, but then the console powered off.

"One of the other dreams I had was about Microplay, the video game store that closed down (You know, the one next to Hillary's Ice Cream). That store carried such rare shit, it was so cool! Anyway, I walk into the store to buy a Sega Game Gear (I've been wanting one of those for six years). They have one, and *GASP*, an ultra rare copy of a Sonic game called Tails' Adventure (THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!). It had ALL the characters EVER seen in the Sonic "universe," including the ones fromn SatAM. The game was FUCKING FAST. Fastest Sonic game I ever played. The graphics were also super sharp by Game Gear standards. I said, "I'm sold!" I bought the shit right then. I bought another portable system too, but sadly I forgot what it was."

"The server was censored, and my name was changed from "Your Own Asshole" to "LEO"...but no matter how much I tried, I just gave up changing it, mainly because I had to sift through 32 player names in the name change screen"

Please for the love of humanity never have shildren J...I will even pay for the vasectomy
and tell me why you pay so much attention to Jstager?
 
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