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TwisT

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I love these clips they crack me up!
Cop in the drink section of a convenience store busts out the sic moves!!!
and now he's a STAR!
 

tkme2thebedroom

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cop1- "Hey, anymore powdered doughnuts?
cop2- "Uh...no, man, I ate the last one. There's just glazed left."
1- "WTF?!?! Those are my favorite kind! Turn in your badge now!"
2- Umm...wait, just a minute... *secretly gets seven tablespoons of coke from evidence room, sprinkles on glazed doughnut* Uh, here you go, sir.
1- Mmmm....that's good...

And this is how that happened, I think.
 
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Holy shit that was fucking hilarious. I always knew cops secretly loved Michal(sp) Jackson. That's why he got the charges dropped
 

tkme2thebedroom

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Dave666 said:
Holy shit that was fucking hilarious. I always knew cops secretly loved Michal(sp) Jackson. That's why he got the charges dropped
Many thanks, m'dear. And it's spelled Michael. Yeah, that jury must have got some special doughnuts, or donuts is you like, from the balif. ;)
 

breakology

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aahhh shit ... I am kinda of notorious for doing a little popping&locking at the local convience store my damn self .... I will have to be more cautious now that I know they have cameras. :eek:
 

TwisT

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tkme2thebedroom said:
cop1- "Hey, anymore powdered doughnuts?
cop2- "Uh...no, man, I ate the last one. There's just glazed left."
1- "WTF?!?! Those are my favorite kind! Turn in your badge now!"
2- Umm...wait, just a minute... *secretly gets seven tablespoons of coke from evidence room, sprinkles on glazed doughnut* Uh, here you go, sir.
1- Mmmm....that's good...

And this is how that happened, I think.
Finally some light of it! I hadn't a clue!