Seriously why do people have to pay 2 wipe their ass!?

LuvnScott12718

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Forget the toilet paper rant. What about these damn smartphones cuz they are not smart they are stupid as fuck! You voice text something and it puts something completely different. It's so annoying especially once you send the message to someone like your boss or your parents or something and it says something a way out of line when you did not say that to begin with. Who else wants to smash their phones and repeatedly run them over? Definitely me I have gone through a thousand phones or at least it seems like it because of such crap! They should just called on stupid phones instead of smartphones or average intelligence phones. You say something it should text what you tell it right? Like when you say what is the price of gas right now into your phone, and it comes back as putting something like what's a good piece of ass and how or something way off like Grand mommy sexy ass show! How dumb pisses me off!!
 
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Stardust

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Hey! Did ya know you can type messages too!? Yeah, it’s true! They’ve got these nifty keyboards that you can use to type in messages. I’ve never understood the appeal of speech to text, it’s like typing with extra steps.

Also helps if you don’t sound like this:


Ps. Work on your anger management, braking phones because they can’t understand your jankyass different accent isn’t their fault. You’ll be the one to perish in the first wave when the skynet comes online.
 

BeautifulSniper

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Forget the toilet paper rant. What about these damn smartphones cuz they are not smart they are stupid as fuck! You voice text something and it puts something completely different. It's so annoying especially once you send the message to someone like your boss or your parents or something and it says something a way out of line when you did not say that to begin with. Who else wants to smash their phones and repeatedly run them over? Definitely me I have gone through a thousand phones or at least it seems like it because of such crap! They should just called on stupid phones instead of smartphones or average intelligence phones. You say something it should text what you tell it right? Like when you say what is the price of gas right now into your phone, and it comes back as putting something like what's a good piece of ass and how or something way off like Grand mommy sexy ass show! How dumb pisses me off!!
I'll wipe your ass. $20 a session.
 

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Forget the toilet paper rant. What about these damn smartphones cuz they are not smart they are stupid as fuck! You voice text something and it puts something completely different. It's so annoying especially once you send the message to someone like your boss or your parents or something and it says something a way out of line when you did not say that to begin with. Who else wants to smash their phones and repeatedly run them over? Definitely me I have gone through a thousand phones or at least it seems like it because of such crap! They should just called on stupid phones instead of smartphones or average intelligence phones. You say something it should text what you tell it right? Like when you say what is the price of gas right now into your phone, and it comes back as putting something like what's a good piece of ass and how or something way off like Grand mommy sexy ass show! How dumb pisses me off!!
As someone who grew up using a rotary dial phone, my Give-o-Fuck meter is pegged at zero concerning this rant, and disappointment meter on 50 that this is not an asswipe rant thread.
 

BeautifulSniper

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You say something it should text what you tell it right? Like when you say what is the price of gas right now into your phone, and it comes back as putting something like what's a good piece of ass and how or something way off like Grand mommy sexy ass show! How dumb pisses me off!!
Don't lie! You intentionally typed in "Grand mommy sexy ass show" you disgusting perv!
 

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Hey! Did ya know you can type messages too!? Yeah, it’s true! They’ve got these nifty keyboards that you can use to type in messages. I’ve never understood the appeal of speech to text, it’s like typing with extra steps.

Also helps if you don’t sound like this:


Ps. Work on your anger management, braking phones because they can’t understand your jankyass different accent isn’t their fault. You’ll be the one to perish in the first wave when the skynet comes online.
This as amazing Stardust! First post I've seen after being back. I was just thinking this. I mean I understand the convenience of voice to text, but still, I don't trust that shit.
 

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This as amazing Stardust! First post I've seen after being back. I was just thinking this. I mean I understand the convenience of voice to text, but still, I don't trust that shit.
Haha thanks. Exactly, the tech is too new and there’s so much variables in speech that need to be programmed. Some companies are trying to fix that though, how? By listening through the phone, alexa and other smart devices. Which is really uncomfortable as they’re spying on us with the reason of “we just wanna understaaand”.