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Sexxx! Ok Now Read What I Wrote It Will Change Your Mind About God(me)

I AM GOD

Banned - What an Asshat!
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Yes I Am God. I Am Every Thing And Nothing. I Am Ac/dc. I Am Led Zepplin. I Am That Slap On The Ass After Sex. I Am The Beer You Drink. I Am The Weed You Smoke. I Am The Pigs, I Am The Asshole Who Kicked Your Ass. I Am Everything Good In Your Life And Everything Bad. Also It's Just A Name, Jesus Crist!!!
 

Bibas

That's Illogical.
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You are everything ?

The shit i've just flushed ?
That 50-year-old whore, round the corner, that does it for 1$ ?
The kid that got raped by a priest ?
Bush's penis ?
Johny's Mikado stick ?

Well then, that's neat-o. Really.
 

Shaggy2Dope94

My axe is my buddy
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Bibas said:
You are everything ?

The shit i've just flushed ?
That 50-year-old whore, round the corner, that does it for 1$ ?
The kid that got raped by a priest ?
Bush's penis ?
Johny's Mikado stick ?

Well then, that's neat-o. Really.

:rotflmao: thats prolly him :thumbsup:
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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I AM GOD said:
Yes I Am God. I Am Every Thing And Nothing. I Am Ac/dc. I Am Led Zepplin. I Am That Slap On The Ass After Sex. I Am The Beer You Drink. I Am The Weed You Smoke. I Am The Pigs, I Am The Asshole Who Kicked Your Ass. I Am Everything Good In Your Life And Everything Bad. Also It's Just A Name, Jesus Crist!!!
You are a Fuck Weasle.
 

Easty

Click click boom
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I AM GOD said:
Yes I Am God. I Am Every Thing And Nothing. I Am Ac/dc. I Am Led Zepplin. I Am That Slap On The Ass After Sex. I Am The Beer You Drink. I Am The Weed You Smoke. I Am The Pigs, I Am The Asshole Who Kicked Your Ass. I Am Everything Good In Your Life And Everything Bad. Also It's Just A Name, Jesus Crist!!!
if you were God, you'd spell Jesus Christ correctly.

dumbass
 

Rurrouni

Shinsengumi
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Go kill yourself like jesus did for our sins, since the world has become rotten as all hell, and hurry up about it I dont have all day.
 

Easty

Click click boom
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Rurrouni said:
Go kill yourself like jesus did for our sins, since the world has become rotten as all hell, and hurry up about it I dont have all day.
this n00b is bumpin'! repped! :thumbsup:

I AM GOD said:
Yes I Am God. I Am Every Thing And Nothing. I Am Ac/dc. I Am Led Zepplin. I Am That Slap On The Ass After Sex. I Am The Beer You Drink. I Am The Weed You Smoke. I Am The Pigs, I Am The Asshole Who Kicked Your Ass. I Am Everything Good In Your Life And Everything Bad.
k, dont let the door hit your ass on the way out
 

DIZNUTS

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Rurrouni said:
Go kill yourself like jesus did for our sins, since the world has become rotten as all hell, and hurry up about it I dont have all day.
i just had 2 rep ya :thumbsup: