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Shaft/Tip Scabs...

Descent

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I was having one of those days where I just couldn't get my juices flowing...

I ended up pouding it out so hard that by the time I busted, I had some sizeable scabs on my shaft and my tip.

Ain't shitty lube great?
 
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:sickpuke:
LMFAO... Thats got to hurt. I have heard some strange things, but that takes the cake. If you'll excuse me I have to go throw up now.
 

skylinec

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Descent said:
I was having one of those days where I just couldn't get my juices flowing...

I ended up pouding it out so hard that by the time I busted, I had some sizeable scabs on my shaft and my tip.

Ain't shitty lube great?
Almost like a rug burn, I'm guessing?
 

Descent

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Essentially. But thanks to evolution, they're pain free unless you pick at 'em!
 

skylinec

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Descent said:
Essentially. But thanks to evolution, they're pain free unless you pick at 'em!
And if you do then you are left with a bloody dick, hey free lube!
 
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[sky] said:
And if you do then you are left with a bloody dick, hey free lube!
:sickpuke: :sickpuke: :sickpuke:

That's just nasty. Hey whatever floats your boat. Going to take weeks to get that out of my head though.
 

skylinec

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Taylor_Blade said:
Going to take weeks to get that out of my head though.
I love when I do that to people! But I guess the pain of going over a scab over and over would cancel out the heppiness of having free lube. Then wouldn't The pain of the scabs at to the pleasure? I don't know.
 

Hypertron

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[sky] said:
I love when I do that to people! But I guess the pain of going over a scab over and over would cancel out the heppiness of having free lube. Then wouldn't The pain of the scabs at to the pleasure? I don't know.
i would just like to say...you're fucking sick.
 

skylinec

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Just trying to add to the conversation!
 

Sektor

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And just before you were begging to get out of this place. You're slowly being warped. Eventually, you'll be just as the rest of us here - plain disgusting. :)
 
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now i can handle many indecent and gross topics and find humor in them, but daaaaamn that was nasty. :sickpuke: and if you did use lube and still manage to chaffe yourself :rotflmao:
 

NaughtyGirl21

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Ok, so why the fuck did I just read this shit :sick:
 
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skylinec

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Sektor said:
And just before you were begging to get out of this place. You're slowly being warped. Eventually, you'll be just as the rest of us here - plain disgusting. :)
Damn the corrupting Ways of this website! Damn you to hell!
 

Sektor

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Oh, there's no fighting it. You will succumb. It's only a matter of time...
 

MaxPower

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You should line the inside of a toilet paper tube with sand paper, and go to town on it. :thumbsup:
 

skylinec

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See when I joined I was the biggest newb ever, I had no idea what "wtf" meant (Thats why I wonder how I got here). I didn't know what a pussy, dick, or cock was. I was a good kid. Then look at me now. Damns Jason/Alien and his Evil ways. Damns to you hell!
 
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Descent said:
I was having one of those days where I just couldn't get my juices flowing...

I ended up pouding it out so hard that by the time I busted, I had some sizeable scabs on my shaft and my tip.

Ain't shitty lube great?
If that ends up getting infected, it should be a fun story to tell the doctor...
 

dustinzgirl

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Why in the name of god would you tell anyone about your dick scabs?
 

ferengi

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Sounds painful.
Thank you EVER so much for sharing that with us all. Thanks to this utterly gripping tale of your tragic masturbatory mishap, WTF.com is now a much better place. :rolleyes:
 

Descent

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To all those wondering why I posted this:

It's the purpose of this forum.

Now, go back to your little wussy forums if you can't take the "saucy" smell :D!