Shaft/Tip Scabs...

Descent · Feb 13, 2005

I was having one of those days where I just couldn't get my juices flowing...

I ended up pouding it out so hard that by the time I busted, I had some sizeable scabs on my shaft and my tip.

Ain't shitty lube great?

Taylor_Blade · Feb 13, 2005

:sickpuke:
LMFAO... Thats got to hurt. I have heard some strange things, but that takes the cake. If you'll excuse me I have to go throw up now.

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

Descent said:

Almost like a rug burn, I'm guessing?

Descent · Feb 13, 2005

Essentially. But thanks to evolution, they're pain free unless you pick at 'em!

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

Descent said:

And if you do then you are left with a bloody dick, hey free lube!

Taylor_Blade · Feb 13, 2005

[sky] said:

:sickpuke: :sickpuke: :sickpuke:

That's just nasty. Hey whatever floats your boat. Going to take weeks to get that out of my head though.

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

Taylor_Blade said:

I love when I do that to people! But I guess the pain of going over a scab over and over would cancel out the heppiness of having free lube. Then wouldn't The pain of the scabs at to the pleasure? I don't know.

Hypertron · Feb 13, 2005

[sky] said:

i would just like to say...you're fucking sick.

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

Just trying to add to the conversation!

Sektor · Feb 13, 2005

And just before you were begging to get out of this place. You're slowly being warped. Eventually, you'll be just as the rest of us here - plain disgusting.

Nymphchick · Feb 13, 2005

now i can handle many indecent and gross topics and find humor in them, but daaaaamn that was nasty. :sickpuke: and if you did use lube and still manage to chaffe yourself :rotflmao:

NaughtyGirl21 · Feb 13, 2005

Ok, so why the fuck did I just read this shit

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

Sektor said:

Damn the corrupting Ways of this website! Damn you to hell!

Sektor · Feb 13, 2005

Oh, there's no fighting it. You will succumb. It's only a matter of time...

MaxPower · Feb 13, 2005

You should line the inside of a toilet paper tube with sand paper, and go to town on it.

skylinec · Feb 13, 2005

See when I joined I was the biggest newb ever, I had no idea what "wtf" meant (Thats why I wonder how I got here). I didn't know what a pussy, dick, or cock was. I was a good kid. Then look at me now. Damns Jason/Alien and his Evil ways. Damns to you hell!

WILD · Feb 13, 2005

Descent said:

If that ends up getting infected, it should be a fun story to tell the doctor...

dustinzgirl · Feb 13, 2005

Why in the name of god would you tell anyone about your dick scabs?

ferengi · Feb 13, 2005

Sounds painful.
Thank you EVER so much for sharing that with us all. Thanks to this utterly gripping tale of your tragic masturbatory mishap, WTF.com is now a much better place.

Descent · Feb 13, 2005

To all those wondering why I posted this:

It's the purpose of this forum.

Now, go back to your little wussy forums if you can't take the "saucy" smell

!

Shaft/Tip Scabs...

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