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Shakie's shaky plan!

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Shakie was sad. The dramatic failure of his newest mommy-imposed diet, the kids at school not hanging out with him, and his family's aggravation with his Cartman-like outbursts were really bringing him down. He was sad, but worse, his mommy ws threatening to cut down his supply of both new video games AND his generous daily portion of cookies.

So, in order to raise his spirits, he concieved a way of getting some respect: he would threaten to shoot people on the internet! The n people would respect him! He'd show those kids at school! He'd tell them how he gained the respect of a few random strangers on the internet by threatening to shoot them!

He encountered an immediate problem however, which was his incompetence when it came to the English language. He couldn't understand what people were talking about when they commented on things like 'grammar', or 'spelling'. He somehow managed to have the presence of mind to recognize these as problems, and he decided to remedy them by hiring a tutor. So, just as he was about to start calling around, he realized that he had already spent most of that week's 50$ allowance on his bi-weekly supply of Twinkies. His solution was simple: to hire an illegal immigrant to teach him! That way everyone would think he was articulate, and he wouldn't even have to pay minimum wage!

Now, after vastly improving his grasp of English, he set out on his epic journey to find a site that would accept him for who he is. Continuing his string of bad decisions, he decided to search Ask Jeeves for Kids, (the only saerch engine that didn't ask for 'keywords', what were those anyway?), for the word fuck. Now, because he was using a kiddie search engine, he didn't get the usual porn sites, but instead turned up a site by the name of WTF.com. Intrigued by this unfamiliar acronym, he decided to click on the link.

He was immediately transported to a whole world he had never before seen, where men were men, and women were slutty! He loved this site, and decided to put his plan for respect into action.

And the rest, as they say, is history.
 

shakie

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canadian_pov said:
Shakie was sad. The dramatic failure of his newest mommy-imposed diet, the kids at school not hanging out with him, and his family's aggravation with his Cartman-like outbursts were really bringing him down. He was sad, but worse, his mommy ws threatening to cut down his supply of both new video games AND his generous daily portion of cookies.

So, in order to raise his spirits, he concieved a way of getting some respect: he would threaten to shoot people on the internet! The n people would respect him! He'd show those kids at school! He'd tell them how he gained the respect of a few random strangers on the internet by threatening to shoot them!

He encountered an immediate problem however, which was his incompetence when it came to the English language. He couldn't understand what people were talking about when they commented on things like 'grammar', or 'spelling'. He somehow managed to have the presence of mind to recognize these as problems, and he decided to remedy them by hiring a tutor. So, just as he was about to start calling around, he realized that he had already spent most of that week's 50$ allowance on his bi-weekly supply of Twinkies. His solution was simple: to hire an illegal immigrant to teach him! That way everyone would think he was articulate, and he wouldn't even have to pay minimum wage!

Now, after vastly improving his grasp of English, he set out on his epic journey to find a site that would accept him for who he is. Continuing his string of bad decisions, he decided to search Ask Jeeves for Kids, (the only saerch engine that didn't ask for 'keywords', what were those anyway?), for the word fuck. Now, because he was using a kiddie search engine, he didn't get the usual porn sites, but instead turned up a site by the name of WTF.com. Intrigued by this unfamiliar acronym, he decided to click on the link.

He was immediately transported to a whole world he had never before seen, where men were men, and women were slutty! He loved this site, and decided to put his plan for respect into action.

And the rest, as they say, is history.
har dee har har har.

thats the third rant thread on me today.
is that a world record?
 
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hey! show some respect of my e-BF! i wubbles him and i want to have his babies. guys can get away with being pudgy, girls can't :( wish we could cause then i'd be uber hawt!
 

shakie

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Nymphchick said:
hey! show some respect of my e-BF! i wubbles him and i want to have his babies. guys can get away with being pudgy, girls can't :( wish we could cause then i'd be uber hawt!
in the immortal words of dr. tran...

WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????????????
 
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cause i wubbles you and want to bare your babies. i see through your tough boy image your trying to show and i'm all over you like sticky paper. oh and i got nothin better to do till i can go get liquored up! so you won my attention, you lucky guy you!
 
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shakie said:
in the immortal words of dr. tran...

WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????????????
Because we were here first.

Now dance motherfucker.
 

shakie

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Nymphchick said:
cause i wubbles you and want to bare your babies. i see through your tough boy image your trying to show and i'm all over you like sticky paper. oh and i got nothin better to do till i can go get liquored up! so you won my attention, you lucky guy you!
k...

*me shoots you*

are you dead yet?
 

UberSkippy

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Nymphchick said:
cause i wubbles you and want to bare your babies. i see through your tough boy image your trying to show and i'm all over you like sticky paper. oh and i got nothin better to do till i can go get liquored up! so you won my attention, you lucky guy you!
Nymph, he's not old enough to like girls yet. He still thinks they have cooties.
 
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hehehehehe if it were that easy. they've been trying to do that for a long time and yet i'm still here. i'm bullet proof fucker.
 

Piro

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canadian_pov said:
he decided to search Ask Jeeves for Kids, (the only search engine that didn't ask for 'keywords', for the word fuck. Now, because he was using a kiddie search engine, he didn't get the usual porn sites, but instead turned up a site by the name of WTF.com. Intrigued by this unfamiliar acronym, he decided to click on the link.
Oh, so that's how you came across this site, canadian_pov.:p
 

shakie

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Piro said:
Oh, so that's how you came across this site, canadian_pov.:p
actually i was bored and wondered if there was a wtf.com cuz i was gunna name a forum i was gunna make that but skrew it now.
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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shakie said:
actually i was bored and wondered if there was a wtf.com cuz i was gunna name a forum i was gunna make that but skrew it now.
Haha, thank god you didn't think of it first.
You know Jason and BRiT probably thought of this before you were born..
 
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meh_it_all said:
Haha, thank god you didn't think of it first.
You know Jason probably thought of this before you were born..
Was there a site here before this one? That possibly collapsed along with the internet bubble or something?
 

Fire_ze_Missles

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shakie said:
actually i was bored and wondered if there was a wtf.com cuz i was gunna name a forum i was gunna make that but skrew it now.
Woohoo for that! Though, if you had made such a site; I am sure that IHTFCC would have come along and stolen it. For, he is the God of Forum Stealing.
 

screwy

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canadian_pov said:
:blahblah: Boring story flame. :blahblah:

How cute! Trying to imitate the master, eh? Practice being funny a bit before you try a story flame again.

Just a tip. :thumbsup:
 
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screw_ball said:
How cute! Trying to imitate the master, eh? Practice being funny a bit before you try a story flame again.

Just a tip. :thumbsup:
My fellow What The Fucker, I am not imitating anyone. This is a simple little storyflame written (mostly) for my amusement. Believe me when I say that you are a dumbass motherfucker, who somehow has inflated his head to the point where he considers himself the master of the storyflame. You my friend, are not the master of anything, with the possible exception of Descent's ass (I wouldn't know, but given the circumstances, it seems rather likely).

Now for the obligatory piece of advice: stay out of B&T, with shit like that, you clearly aren't up to it.
 

Nailbomb

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canadian_pov said:
Believe me when I say that you are a dumbass motherfucker, who somehow has inflated his head to the point where he considers himself the master of the storyflame. You my friend, are not the master of anything, with the possible exception of Descent's ass (I wouldn't know, but given the circumstances, it seems rather likely).

Now for the obligatory piece of advice: stay out of B&T, with shit like that, you clearly aren't up to it.
Really? Doesn't look to me like he claimed to be the king of anything.

Your choice of the words "dumbass motherfucker" was cute, though. Especially coming from you. Of course, in true Canadian form, you managed to ruin any decent shred of what could have been a semi-amusing post with anal anecdotes. Even so, I'm sure Descent will be happy to know you're thinking about his ass. Maybe he'll have some new rimjob stories to entertain us with soon?
 

void

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Nailbomb said:
I'm sure Descent will be happy to know you're thinking about his ass. Maybe he'll have some new rimjob stories to entertain us with soon?
shudder..
 
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Nailbomb said:
Really? Doesn't look to me like he claimed to be the king of anything.
While he never technically used the word 'king', neither did I. It is clear, though, that he condiders himself the 'master', and I wholeheartedly disagree with that analysis.

Nailbomb said:
Your choice of the words "dumbass motherfucker" was cute, though. Especially coming from you.
Wow, another spectacular flame along the lines of "I know you are but what am I?" That shit is weak man, I thought you were 'ready to fight'? Obviously not.
Nailbomb said:
Of course, in true Canadian form, you managed to ruin any decent shred of what could have been a semi-amusing post with anal anecdotes.
Oh god, you know you have nothing when you resort to flaming someone for their country of origin, the whole 'Canada is dumb' thing is tired, and I'm sure a creative gentleman such as yourself can do better.
Nailbomb said:
Even so, I'm sure Descent will be happy to know you're thinking about his ass. Maybe he'll have some new rimjob stories to entertain us with soon?
Again, you come out with the 'you are what you say', third grader bullshit. I thought you were a big boy now, guess not.

In conclusion, you suck, you suck it long and hard.
 
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