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Shit. Packing sucks.

Descent

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Going out of town is fucking pissing me off.

Shit to do:

-Steal father's CD-Burner from office and backup 4GB of bullshit for laptop data transfer

-Reinstall Windows Server 2003 so I can actually backup, or just run it in safe mode.

-Figure out a way to pack my Genesis, 32X, and Sega CD without breakage, because my second cousin was a hardcore player back in his day, and he made me a nerd, so what can I say? I wouldn't mind kicking back and reliving some nostalgic shit.

-Pickup the Sega CD from my buddy Chris' house - he ain't home. On top of that, he's the poster child for ADHD. No good, I hope $60 is enough incentive.

-Pack clothes

-Find improvised solution for pants because Old Navy sold me 7 pairs of jeans that don't fit, even though I bought the exact same style and size two years earlier -42x32. That's great, because I've lost so much weight I can't run with my current three sets of intact jeans - they fall off my ass.

-Pack laptop bag with required peripherals I haven't seen in over a year.

-Bring...Entertainment for the plane ride. Wonderful, because my Neo Geo Pocket Color died, my Game Boy Advance's screen pisses me off, I got nothing to read because my brother lost Rocket Boys and the amount of batteries my Sega Nomad requires for a 90-minute flight is 16. You know what? Fuck it. I'll just read SkyMall and jack off in the bathroom, and make sick ass jokes with my brother. Much easier. I don't need a million electronics. Why do that when you're in a DC-10? A Japanese midget with Elephantitis couldn't even fit indside the luggage rack shit thing. You couldn't even fit a Snickers bar under the seat.

-Buy suitcases

Wow, this totally sucks ass. And I got until tomorrow!
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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Descent said:
Going out of town is fucking pissing me off.

Shit to do:

-Steal father's CD-Burner from office and backup 4GB of bullshit for laptop data transfer

-Reinstall Windows Server 2003 so I can actually backup, or just run it in safe mode.
All I got to say about these two is ...why? The whole point of a vacation is to get away from the norm.

Descent said:
-Figure out a way to pack my Genesis, 32X, and Sega CD without breakage, because my second cousin was a hardcore player back in his day, and he made me a nerd, so what can I say? I wouldn't mind kicking back and reliving some nostalgic shit.
Hmm...you also said you don't have your Sega CD with you. If you absolutely HAVE to bring something, just pick either the Genesis or 32x.

Descent said:
-Pack clothes

-Find improvised solution for pants because Old Navy sold me 7 pairs of jeans that don't fit, even though I bought the exact same style and size two years earlier -42x32. That's great, because I've lost so much weight I can't run with my current three sets of intact jeans - they fall off my ass.
Buy a belt. :rolleyes:

Descent said:
-Pack laptop bag with required peripherals I haven't seen in over a year.
I'm sure even you could handle not being the Rambo of computers for however long you're going to be gone...

Descent said:
-Bring...Entertainment for the plane ride. Wonderful, because my Neo Geo Pocket Color died, my Game Boy Advance's screen pisses me off, I got nothing to read because my brother lost Rocket Boys and the amount of batteries my Sega Nomad requires for a 90-minute flight is 16. You know what? Fuck it. I'll just read SkyMall and jack off in the bathroom, and make sick ass jokes with my brother. Much easier. I don't need a million electronics. Why do that when you're in a DC-10? A Japanese midget with Elephantitis couldn't even fit indside the luggage rack shit thing. You couldn't even fit a Snickers bar under the seat.
Just buy a magazine at the airport gift shops. I personally read Stuff when I go on flights.
 

Nailbomb

I'm just really nice.
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That's what I'm here for. Some of these kids have spent so much time online they don't remember what it's like to get outside.
 

_Kitana_

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Nailbomb said:
That's what I'm here for. Some of these kids have spent so much time online they don't remember what it's like to get outside.
I was joking one day with my husband, that I thought the animations of the clouds outside could be better.

lol
 

Fire_ze_Missles

Martha Fuckin' Stewart
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Descent said:
-Find improvised solution for pants because Old Navy sold me 7 pairs of jeans that don't fit, even though I bought the exact same style and size two years earlier -42x32. That's great, because I've lost so much weight I can't run with my current three sets of intact jeans - they fall off my ass.
Wow, I wear a 32X32. I used to wear a 36, and then I worked out. Now I am skinny and muscular! It rocks! :thumbsup:
 

_Kitana_

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Descent said:
Find improvised solution for pants because Old Navy sold me 7 pairs of jeans that don't fit, even though I bought the exact same style and size two years earlier -42x32. That's great, because I've lost so much weight I can't run with my current three sets of intact jeans - they fall off my ass.

Dude Two years ago you wore that size and expect to still fit in them?

WTF is wrong with you, take a minute to try the pants on. its not the store fault.