Should we have a Terri Schiavo Photoshop Thread?
- Thread starter Descent
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I was going to make a FreeSpace 2 mission where Terri Schiavo was in outer space, and you had to take her out, but upon closer inspection...
THE FUCKING MISSION EDITOR WON'T FUCKING SEE MY IMAGE!
It was going to go like this:
Command:
"Alpha wing, Terri Schiavo is dead ahead. Put all power to engines and hit it full burn! We must not lose this woman to the Christian right!"
Alpha 2:
"Roger that Command. We'll take 'em down!"
Command:
"Alpha, the Christians have sortied their cruisers and fighters! Those cruisers have anti fighter beams that are effective up to one kilometer! We'll deploy the Colussus to assist."
Following ships warp in:
Cruisers:
*FUCK FAGS, FUCK JEWS, PRAISE GOD, PRAISE BUSH, FLATTER JESUS OR HE'LL TORTURE YOU IN HELL!*
Fighter wings:
*RACIST, BIBLE, THUMPERS*
Alpha 2:
"Oh! Lookee! They all blew up!"
Alpha 1 (You):
"Did you actually think that Born Again Christians have the smarts to make working spacecraft?"
Command:
"LOL Pilots!"
Command:
"Mission accomplished! You may return to base!"
*Liberal craft unleash a hailstorm of beam file on Schiavo's head.*
THE FUCKING MISSION EDITOR WON'T FUCKING SEE MY IMAGE!
It was going to go like this:
Command:
"Alpha wing, Terri Schiavo is dead ahead. Put all power to engines and hit it full burn! We must not lose this woman to the Christian right!"
Alpha 2:
"Roger that Command. We'll take 'em down!"
Command:
"Alpha, the Christians have sortied their cruisers and fighters! Those cruisers have anti fighter beams that are effective up to one kilometer! We'll deploy the Colussus to assist."
Following ships warp in:
Cruisers:
*FUCK FAGS, FUCK JEWS, PRAISE GOD, PRAISE BUSH, FLATTER JESUS OR HE'LL TORTURE YOU IN HELL!*
Fighter wings:
*RACIST, BIBLE, THUMPERS*
Alpha 2:
"Oh! Lookee! They all blew up!"
Alpha 1 (You):
"Did you actually think that Born Again Christians have the smarts to make working spacecraft?"
Command:
"LOL Pilots!"
Command:
"Mission accomplished! You may return to base!"
*Liberal craft unleash a hailstorm of beam file on Schiavo's head.*
FCC said:
My point exactly. I don't follow the Western tradition of:
"Uppp! She's dead! We can't talk shit about her now!"
WTF?! What's the difference?
"Honor the dead."
It's bullshit. Their legacy still lives on, so lets make fun of the paper trail they left behind!
That was pretty hardcore, Descent. I laughed, but then thought about feeling guilty and decided against it. The media calls this an issue about the right to die with dignity. Well, kids, we have our answer: If the media coverage and family disputes didn't take away the absolute last tiny shred of opportunity for death with dignity, Descent just finished the job.
Masterfully done, my friend.
Masterfully done, my friend.
Junglizm said:
I bet you $10 SA will do it, too. Or at least something similar.
Oh, and by the way, 4Chan is an image board, not a forum. Do yourself a favor and visit their /b/ - Random board there before you compare it to another forum. It's completely different. Full of trolls, and LOTS of racist and porno humor.
4Chan and other Chan network sites cannot be compared to a typical forum like WTF?!, SomethingAwful, or OffTopic, because they are focused on image distribution, all the way from running gags, to hentai, porno, and phtoshop contests. They are not conversation centric.
I can almost promise you that you're wrong, but you're not even a member so your assumption caries no weight.Descent said:
Yeah, I'm aware of that, but isn't this thread about a photoshop contest?
No thanks, I've been there and tried it; it wasn't anything I'm interested in.
They focus on regurgitating, and circle jerking cliched images and macros from other forums. Content from Fark, Worth1000, SA, LWS, ad infinitum. I'd really rather not subject myself to hentai or furry crap either.
By that way, I'm not trying to troll; that's just my opinion.
This thread has gone WAY off topic though, and I honestly can't see Jason or Brit oking this. I could be wrong, but it's probably safe to assume that it's just a bad idea.
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