WTF ... IS WTF!?
We are a collective of people who believe in freedom of speech, the rights of individuals, and free pancakes! We share our lives, struggles, frustrations, successes, joys, and prescribe to our own special brand of humor and insanity. If you are looking for a great place to hang out, make new friends, find new nemeses, and just be yourself, WTF.com is your new home.

shout out from the south

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no not texas

im from South Africa

i like what is said in the this site its all very entertaining
 

Piro

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Welcome, fucker! :D

Enjoy your sanity while it lasts, this place will sap it away before long.

Can you do me a favour?
 

Outlawed

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You know man, i don't think calling new members who post threads in Welcome Wagon words like fucker, cuntface, cumbreath etc. is such a good idea. Didn't you notice, the majority of these new members just post one post in Welcome Wagon and then never come back. Ofcourse, it might be just because they are not interested in this site anymore. But i think most members don't take this as a proper welcome and think they aren't actually welcome here. I'm talking about members that actually seem normal and don't act like the other type of newbies. The type that acts like a retard and uses AIM lingo. I couldn't agree more, those dumbasses deserve some severe flaming. You see, i think this just ruins the reputation of the site. Welcome Yellow Fish i hope you have a nice stay.
 

Piro

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DotCom said:
(Be nice to the noobs)
I agree with what you say. But as you can tell, my reply was not aggressive, hence the :D .

But this is very original and amusing coming from you.
Dotcom said:
Welcome. Geht the fuck out.
Dotcom said:
You can't even spell "curly" right. Are you related to that dumb Curly Sue bitch?
^That is how you scare them away.

yellow fish, don't take offence, enjoy your time with us. But I would recommend reading this.
It'll save you the shit that'll come from the local grammar nazis...and trust me, they come in waves. :p
 

Outlawed

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Well you have a point. But i decided to change my approach.
 

Brazen

BAD, BOLD, BRAZEN
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You know man, i don't think calling new members who post threads in Welcome Wagon words like fucker, cuntface, cumbreath etc. is such a good idea. Didn't you notice, the majority of these new members just post one post in Welcome Wagon and then never come back. Ofcourse, it might be just because they are not interested in this site anymore. But i think most members don't take this as a proper welcome and think they aren't actually welcome here. I'm talking about members that actually seem normal and don't act like the other type of newbies. The type that acts like a retard and uses AIM lingo. I couldn't agree more, those dumbasses deserve some severe flaming. You see, i think this just ruins the reputation of the site. Welcome Yellow Fish i hope you have a nice stay.
Screw you, a tradition is a tradition. It should stay the same, does not matter if the newbies like it. This site is built upon rage and misfortune. Fucking around with the newbies is just preparing them for whats in store for them in the future.

Welcome cumguzzler!
 

skully

GO BEARS!!!!
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DotCom said:
Well you have a point. But i decided to change my approach.
HA!
I'd like to see that happen. Well if you have changed and have decided to spam less, its a happy day for all of us at wtf!


well cum whatever you're name is.
 
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thanks for the warm welcome FUCKERS !!!!!

was kinda expecting like a virtual toke of someones spliff or something as my welcome but this nastyness will do fine
 

Outlawed

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I'm_Darth_Vader said:
Screw you, a tradition is a tradition. It should stay the same, does not matter if the newbies like it. This site is built upon rage and misfortune. Fucking around with the newbies is just preparing them for whats in store for them in the future.

Welcome cumguzzler!
Well in my opinion there just might not be that future. What can you possibly prepare someone for in here? Last time i checked, this isn't Survivor.
 

diamond

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Hello guppy and welcome to wtf.

I note you have already inspired Dotty towards heights of humanitarianism.
Do it again and I won't be so sweet to you.
::wave::
 
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Outlawed

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diamond said:
Hello guppy and welcome to wtf.

I note you have already inspired Dotty towards heights of humanitarianism.
Do it again and I won't be so sweet to you.
::wave::
It could have been anyone. And don't call me that.
 
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Slacker

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I'm pretty sure that they don't care, if they read the paragraph on the homepage about this site they will know what's in store for them. So shut the fuck up and let the noobs be., Hey if they leave it's their loss, not ours. Why should you care you're just another noob DotCom?

Welcome noob enjoy your stay.
 

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I don't care. I was just bored and wanted to start an argument to keep me from falling asleep.
 

Piro

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DotCom said:
I don't care. I was just bored and wanted to start an argument to keep me from falling asleep.
You sure did back out of it quickly.

If you want an argument, go into IRC and mention McDonalds is evil when TZE is on. Hehe.
 

void

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hi suid afrikaan..

i had a gf there once, capetown.. hope it wasn't anyone you know..

ignore dotty, he's a shortlived problem here.

welkom! ik neuk je moeder.. ;)
 
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void said:
hi suid afrikaan..

i had a gf there once, capetown.. hope it wasn't anyone you know..

ignore dotty, he's a shortlived problem here.

welkom! ik neuk je moeder.. ;)
los my ma uit van hierdie plek

i live in Cape Town maby i know her

hoe het jy afrikaans leer of is did dutche jy praat
 

void

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yellow fish said:
los my ma uit van hierdie plek

i live in Cape Town maby i know her

hoe het jy afrikaans leer of is did dutche jy praat

:rotflmao: