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unko_kombinator

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you know how in satan movies, they always need virgin blood to evoke a daemon? well, imagine if you were to use the blood of a nympho with every std know to man? The daemon would turn out retarded. try it, youll laugh.
 

meh_it_all

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Well, urm...yeah...I urm..

Fuck guys, He's confussed me, I forgot what I was goona say :confuse:
 

JLXC

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Welcome! You seem to be right for the site. A little crazy. Ok... maybe a LOT of crazy.

I've always found that the virign blood of rednecks make the best demons. but that's just my personal preference. I like 'em big and dumb.

I salute you :mfinger:
 

DIZNUTS

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unko_kombinator said:
you know how in satan movies, they always need virgin blood to evoke a daemon? well, imagine if you were to use the blood of a nympho with every std know to man? The daemon would turn out retarded. try it, youll laugh.
hold up....wasnt your mother that nympho and your father was this crazy dude that drank the koolaid(not to be confused with Diznuts Productions KOOL-AID, S.C.U.M. KOOL-AID or bnccoder KOOL~AID)
 

Jung

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Welcome, but I think you're confused.

Demon = those scary creatures you see in movies.
Daemon = are background programs in UNIX.
 

Brain Spout

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junglizm said:
Welcome, but I think you're confused.

Demon = those scary creatures you see in movies.
Daemon = are background programs in UNIX.
you are right jung, but daemon also means demon. i think it's how it used to be spelled in old english, but is still proper english today.