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Sickest thing happened yesterday!

mmm...cheese

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Okay. . . so I finally got to wondering why there was this huge bump on my thumb. So I oppened it! Then there was nothing but skin so I thought it was skin. But I kep't seeing something weird a little deeper. I ended up going
3-4mm into my thumb when I saw some fly eggs. It made me wanna puke! So I took them out very carefully with a new toothpick. (sterilized) It amazed me how much it bled! After I had put a bandaid on it my whole damn hand was pale! What really bugs me now is how I got the eggs in my thumb and whether or not I really did kill the one that I couldn't get out. (couldn't get it out because it was attached to bone so I opened it with toothpick and filled hole with neosporin.)

What do you think of this?
 
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How the fuck did they get in your thumb? That's just fucking weird dude. See a doctor, before something else starts to hatch inside of you!
 
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i once had a friend who fucked a girl and used mayo as lube. Why I don't know but a couple of weeks later she started to have random orgasims and they got to the point to where they were uncontolable. So she went to the doctor and found out that she had maggots inside her and thats why she was having the orgasims.

If you don't dare put your toung in it don't put your dick in it
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Jung

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The Enlightener said:
i once had a friend who fucked a girl and used mayo as lube. Why I don't know but a couple of weeks later she started to have random orgasims and they got to the point to where they were uncontolable. So she went to the doctor and found out that she had maggots inside her and thats why she was having the orgasims.
Oh my, you children will come up with anything.


In case you didn't know, maggots live in dead flesh, not mayonnaise. Genius.

How enlightening. :rolleyes:
 
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You know what junglizm you can go fuck yourself because obviesly you dont know that when a water soluable solution comes in contact with skin and enters the pores it breaks down the cell walls due to reverse osmosis thus making the first layer of the vaginal wall deteriate. Plus if you saw this bitch you would understand. So don't talk about shit you don't know about.

The only people who are stupid are the ones who think everyone else is stupid. (Junglizm)
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Woodreaux

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Those weren't fly larva, silly. It was a different kind of larva.

 

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The Enlightener said:
You know what junglizm you can go fuck yourself because obviesly you dont know that when a water soluable solution comes in contact with skin and enters the pores it breaks down the cell walls due to reverse osmosis thus making the first layer of the vaginal wall deteriate. Plus if you saw this bitch you would understand.
You obviously can't spell, or punctuate.

I don't think you fully understand osmosis though. Furthermore, I highly doubt maggots would form because of mayonnaise, osmosis, or not. But please, by all means, if you're so smart, then "enlighten" me. It just sounds like you're regurgitating some Internet tall tale, and trying to sound like you have something to say.
So don't talk about shit you don't know about.
Please then, take your own advice and stop posting your pseudo intellectual bullshit.
 

MaxPower

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junglizm said:
You obviously can't spell, or punctuate.

I don't think you fully understand osmosis though. Furthermore, I highly doubt maggots would form because of mayonnaise, osmosis, or not. But please, by all means, if you're so smart, then "enlighten" me. It just sounds like you're regurgitating some Internet tall tale, and trying to sound like you have something to say.
Perhaps he got it HERE>>CLICKITY-CLICK
 

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I knew I've heard/seen that before, I just didn't know where. I never thought to check snopes though.

Nice one!
 

mmm...cheese

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Woodreaux said:
Those we're fly larva silly. It was a different kind of larva.

Well. . . awesome movie. . . but it's not the kind of larvae that would have hatched. :confused:

Taylor_Blade said:
How the fuck did they get in your thumb? That's just fucking weird dude. See a doctor, before something else starts to hatch inside of you!
Last year I popped a blister on my thumb. . . I think that was when a fly laid eggs in my thumb. . . EWW!!! But I'm not gonna see a doctor because I don't want to tell my family.

MaxPower said:
Thats a wicked story. Wouldn't wanna be her!
 

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mmm...cheese said:
Okay. . . so I finally got to wondering why there was this huge bump on my thumb. So I oppened it! Then there was nothing but skin so I thought it was skin. But I kep't seeing something weird a little deeper. I ended up going
3-4mm into my thumb when I saw some fly eggs. It made me wanna puke! So I took them out very carefully with a new toothpick. (sterilized) It amazed me how much it bled! After I had put a bandaid on it my whole damn hand was pale! What really bugs me now is how I got the eggs in my thumb and whether or not I really did kill the one that I couldn't get out. (couldn't get it out because it was attached to bone so I opened it with toothpick and filled hole with neosporin.)

What do you think of this?
I think you're full of bullshit. :rolleyes:
 
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Taylor_Blade said:
How the fuck did they get in your thumb? That's just fucking weird dude. See a doctor, before something else starts to hatch inside of you!

I'm wondering the same thing. how in the hell did fly eggs get IN your thumb?
 

Vegeta-sama

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I'll bet he put 'em there so we'd all be like "damn mang! u r teh luckiest mostest 1337 evar!!!1!!!shift!!!! lmao lol lol lmfao omg!!11!!11 lol haha hehehe lol lmao rofl lol omgomg!!1 'ey mang did j00 like teh eggs?"

So he could... "be impressive".
 

LiberatioN

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Sorry, I don't speak internet very well...I only took an introductory class.
 

Captain 151

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Vegeta-sama said:
I'll bet he put 'em there so we'd all be like "damn mang! u r teh luckiest mostest 1337 evar!!!1!!!shift!!!! lmao lol lol lmfao omg!!11!!11 lol haha hehehe lol lmao rofl lol omgomg!!1 'ey mang did j00 like teh eggs?"

So he could... "be impressive".
You are so cool. You are the only person ever to make fun of the way people type shorthand on the internet. and typing the word shift? genious. I wish some flies would lay eggs in your brain.
 

Jung

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Vegeta-sama said:
u r teh luckiest mostest 1337 evar!!!1!!!shift!!!! lmao lol lol lmfao omg!!11!!11 lol haha hehehe lol lmao rofl lol omgomg!!1 'ey mang did j00 like teh eggs?"
You know, that's not even funny when you're being sarcastic. :(
 

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that's just Iuuuu! both , youre tumb being a haching area for flyes n the mayo/tuna thingy IU...But ive seen that flyes can examply when you sleep if youve had a cut there just put em there and then your finger has "healed" n hidden those eggs...it's really disgusting...