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sirens go off...... radio/tv say nuclear missile inbound - what do you do?

tzedek

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15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?
 

Smoke

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?
Masturbate. :thumbsup:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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I'd laugh at everyone. I live in the absolute middle of nowhere. I'll just sit on my front porch watchin the fireworks, and then if/when my skin melts off, from radiation poisioning, I'll die happy. City dwellers :thumbsdn:
 

swizeguy

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Call my girlfriend and tell her that i love her... then kinda find a hole to hide in...
 

EMTPIXIE

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?
Well I live in the backwoods of BFE (or the back sand dunes if you want to be fucking picky) and would probably have just enough time to say goodbye to family and friends, then bend over and kiss my ass goodbye!
 

msalyss85

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I would tell everybody how annoying/stupid/gay they are and I'd make this face: :p .

And then Pres. Bush would come on the TV and be like "JUST KIDDING".

Then I would be fuct.
 

VenomHowell

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3 words:

Duck and Cover

Find a desk, hide under it. Yup, that's right. Laugh at me if you want, but I have reason to this argument XD
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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VenomHowell said:
3 words:

Duck and Cover

Find a desk, hide under it. Yup, that's right. Laugh at me if you want, but I have reason to this argument XD
Unless there is sex involved, I don't think it would be advantageous to hide under a desk.
 

Jung

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?
Post about it on the intArweb.


p.s. Global thermonuclear war!!! (checkmate) :thumbsup:
 

BRiT

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.

what do you do?
Quit work then change my away msgs on irc/aim/icq/yahoo...
 

bigck3000

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try to figure out why the hell I wasted my life posting on wtf.
 

dustinzgirl

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?
Grab our kids and head for the mountains, but since I highly doubt anyone wants to bomb my piece of shit state, Im pretty safe. But I would still get my gun to shoot all you refugee fuckin city dwellers that came in.
 

shep75

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tzedek said:
15 minutes to live max before ALL major cities are hit.



what do you do?

you get some ass before you die. that's what i would do. if i couldn't do that, i would down as much guiness as i could. :thumbsup:
 

skylinec

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I would run around in a circle screaming. " ahahahah The world is fucked now! Oh shit!" ya thats what i do.
 

gettoyo50

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i would smoke a blunt, while bangin my chick, and drinkin a bottle of absolute watermellon, then run around screamin "WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!"
 

MsPunK

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minute 1-2- search for super a hot guy then persuade him to have a quicky with me
minute 2-7- :p
minute 7-15 - run around naked singing "youre my mate" by right sed fred then ring my ex boyfriend and tell him that i love him shit loads and ill see him on the otherside. we broke up on very good terms you see, he lives 300 miles away YAY i cant wait for the world to end

just imagine if you knew the world was gonna be hit by an asteroid.. and you had a week!! that would be one mu-fubbin craaazy week. partys and nakedness everywhere
 

creep

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blast off! to the moon! i dunno, running in circles is probably the smart thing to do.
 

skylinec

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What can we do when it happens besides. 1) Have a hell of alot of sex 2) Scream 3) Run around in circles. Not much we can do!