Dude, I Am So Sick Of Trying To Watch Some Fucking Sitcom That's Suppose To Be
Funny, And All They Do Is Rely On Sexual Innuendo To Make People Laugh. It's So Fuckin'
Lame. Y'know It's Usually The Same Kind Of Shitty Dumbass Remarks About Breasts And
Male Organs. All These Fucking Writers Just Can't Come Up With Some Sophisticated
Humor Or Wordplay So They Rely On The Same Old Tricks And Appeal To The Lowest Common
Denominator.
It's Not Funny. It's Like The Same People Who Try To Use Fart Jokes To Make People
Laugh. Gimme A Fuckin' Break, That Shit Went Out With Rodney Dangerfield And Andrew Dice
Clay. Like Anyone Finds The Humor In Jokes About One's Mother.
Mother Jokes Are So Old...so Are Insults About One's Mother. Like The Biggest
Insult One Can Face Is An Insult About One's Mother. Fuck That. Next Time Someone Says
Something Like "yeah, Well I Fucked Your Mom Last Night" You Look That Dumb Ass
Straight In The Eye And Say, "well, That's Too Bad, While You Were Wasting Your Time
Trying To Get Laid By Old Ladies, I Carved Out Your Mothers Eye Sockets With A Razor
Blade And Then Sold Her Blind Ass As A Bondage Slave To The Japanese Mafia And They've
Been Shoving Flesh Eating Carrion Ants Into Her Ass And Videotaped It For Internet
Broadcasting. How Do You Like That?
Now That Is An Insult. If That Doesn't Do It, Take It Up A Notch. Tell Them You
Carved Your Name On The Inside Of Their Uterus With A Butter Knife While She Was Having
Oral Sex With The Family Dog. Guaranteed They'll Throw A Punch At You.
Now Where Was I? Oh Yeah, Sitcoms Suck.
Funny, And All They Do Is Rely On Sexual Innuendo To Make People Laugh. It's So Fuckin'
Lame. Y'know It's Usually The Same Kind Of Shitty Dumbass Remarks About Breasts And
Male Organs. All These Fucking Writers Just Can't Come Up With Some Sophisticated
Humor Or Wordplay So They Rely On The Same Old Tricks And Appeal To The Lowest Common
Denominator.
It's Not Funny. It's Like The Same People Who Try To Use Fart Jokes To Make People
Laugh. Gimme A Fuckin' Break, That Shit Went Out With Rodney Dangerfield And Andrew Dice
Clay. Like Anyone Finds The Humor In Jokes About One's Mother.
Mother Jokes Are So Old...so Are Insults About One's Mother. Like The Biggest
Insult One Can Face Is An Insult About One's Mother. Fuck That. Next Time Someone Says
Something Like "yeah, Well I Fucked Your Mom Last Night" You Look That Dumb Ass
Straight In The Eye And Say, "well, That's Too Bad, While You Were Wasting Your Time
Trying To Get Laid By Old Ladies, I Carved Out Your Mothers Eye Sockets With A Razor
Blade And Then Sold Her Blind Ass As A Bondage Slave To The Japanese Mafia And They've
Been Shoving Flesh Eating Carrion Ants Into Her Ass And Videotaped It For Internet
Broadcasting. How Do You Like That?
Now That Is An Insult. If That Doesn't Do It, Take It Up A Notch. Tell Them You
Carved Your Name On The Inside Of Their Uterus With A Butter Knife While She Was Having
Oral Sex With The Family Dog. Guaranteed They'll Throw A Punch At You.
Now Where Was I? Oh Yeah, Sitcoms Suck.
