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sitting for someones kids?

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so your sitting for someones kids and those little bastards are pissing you off royal. wont listen, argumenative, disrespectful... Fuck with em!

Offer to let the kids watch a movie. givin these fuckers will have to be like 10 or younger... let em watch Preditor.. then put em to bed... after the fucks finally get to sleep, sneak in and cut open a green glo stick.. and let the fun fly around the room.. then wake em up suddenly and in a flustered manner say "He's Here!"
 

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Hahaha that's mean! You're so mean. :p
 

lady victoria

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Darklight said:
so your sitting for someones kids and those little bastards are pissing you off royal. wont listen, argumenative, disrespectful... Fuck with em!

Offer to let the kids watch a movie. givin these fuckers will have to be like 10 or younger... let em watch Preditor.. then put em to bed... after the fucks finally get to sleep, sneak in and cut open a green glo stick.. and let the fun fly around the room.. then wake em up suddenly and in a flustered manner say "He's Here!"
Hahahaha :thumbsup:
 
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that's funny. also have you ever acted out the ring 2 to anyone under 8. they will shit themselves. my friends little brother was crying for two days.
 

lady victoria

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latinmaxima said:
that's funny. also have you ever acted out the ring 2 to anyone under 8. they will shit themselves. my friends little brother was crying for two days.
Thats just cruel lol
 
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if anyone ever wants to know how pm me. it takes some time to prep but it is so worth it. just be prpeared in case the parents get pissed.