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Skillz?

gurlgonewild

Was machen Sie?
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skillz!
  1. my mechanical skillz are uncanny, i can fully disassemble & reassemble my zippo in 2 seconds flat.
  2. my physical coordination skillz are awe inspiring. i can touch my buttocks w/ my nose while standing up. (no hopping!)
  3. the breadth of my knowledge is so extensive, its useless.
  4. i've mastered the web, bugs, little crawly things et al.
  5. my gaming skillz were perfected at age 3; champion at pong.
  6. my keen perception allows me to see reality as it really is.
  7. swoon, i love it when aston kutcher, ben affleck, hugh grant and portia derossi fight for my affection.
  8. my priorities are in order, after all i did start this thread.
:D you?
 

keebs

Particinator
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You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
 

-Scooter-

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Well it depends on what kind of girl it is I suppose. Some guys have no skills, just a big dick.
 

Jung

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I know how to use the internet.
I could write a program that could teach you how to use the internet.
You probably don't have the skills to use it though.
 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

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gurlgonewild said:
skillz!
[*]my physical coordination skillz are awe inspiring. i can touch my buttocks w/ my nose while standing up. (no hopping!)
Will you marry me, LOL.

I have the skillz to pay the billz. :cool:
 

dustinzgirl

Banned - What an Asshat!
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My skillz, are XXX Rated. You can ask CL, he will tell you allllll about it.
 
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oh you want skillz? oh i gots some skillz girlfriend!
i am one step off from being a cowgirl, i can ride me a mean boronco
i can spank ma ass, wink and flash a titty, faster then a man can blink
i can handcuff like no bodies bussiness
i can sweep a mean floor
i can fold a load of laundry, watch a movie and talk on the phone, at the same time
i can find my msn messanger(comes on automattically)
i can almost send a PM now
annnnd i can bend over and touch my toes, without bending my legs
 

meh_it_all

WTF.com Sexy Pimp-ette.
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Nymphchick said:
oh you want skillz? oh i gots some skillz girlfriend!
i can spank ma ass, wink and flash a titty, faster then a man can blink
i can handcuff like no bodies bussiness
I can do that. I learnt that off my murmmy. which would be you. :happysad:

Nymphchick said:
i can sweep a mean floor
Oh definately!

Nymphchick said:
annnnd i can bend over and touch my toes, without bending my legs
I can do that!!!!
;)
 
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I can lick the bottom of my chin.
I can touch my tongue to my nose with ease.
I can lick my eyebrow(ok this one's a lie.)
I can do 15 pull-ups (which is harder than you would think)
I can kick your ass in any console game, without trying.
I can type pretty fast.

I dunno, there's some other but I gotta think about em. :thumbsup:
 

UberSkippy

a.k.a. FuckTheBullShit
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I have skillz. I swear!

Let's see:

1. I can cook.
2. I can weld the ever living shit out of anything. (It's hard cuz the shit moves)
3. I can clean dog puke up in my sleep.
4. I can swear enough to make a Marine blush.
5. I can do my own sutures when I cut myself. (Not having insurance fucking blows)