- my mechanical skillz are uncanny, i can fully disassemble & reassemble my zippo in 2 seconds flat.
- my physical coordination skillz are awe inspiring. i can touch my buttocks w/ my nose while standing up. (no hopping!)
- the breadth of my knowledge is so extensive, its useless.
- i've mastered the web, bugs, little crawly things et al.
- my gaming skillz were perfected at age 3; champion at pong.
- my keen perception allows me to see reality as it really is.
- swoon, i love it when aston kutcher, ben affleck, hugh grant and portia derossi fight for my affection.
- my priorities are in order, after all i did start this thread.