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FUCKORBEFUCKED

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Can anyone help me define what exactly an ASSHAT is?????
 

ODDDLY

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Urbandictionary.com is your friend.

The direct link to asshat here
 

Broken

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Hmm.. I am not the sharpest brick in the load, but an calling someone an "asshat" would imply that the rest of the body, mind was just an accessory i.e. a"hat" to the "ass" the only actual working part of the subject/person, or having your head up your ass?


TTFN~ Broken
 

Broken

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FUCKORBEFUCKED said:
Hey are you a chick or a dude. By the pic in your profile I can't tell. :mfinger:
Don't let the
confuse you..
 
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FUCKORBEFUCKED said:
Hey are you a chick or a dude. By the pic in your profile I can't tell. :mfinger:


lol, how do you even know that's me??

Why don't you check out Broken's profile, and assume that's him?




When you make an assumption, you make an ass, out of you and umption.
 

Broken

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HavokChylde said:
lol, how do you even know that's me??

Why don't you check out Broken's profile, and assume that's him?




When you make an assumption, you make an ass, out of you and umption.
Are you gawking at my jiggly breasts again? I thought I felt something creepy.
 
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Broken said:
Are you gawking at my jiggly breasts again? I thought I felt something creepy.


They're rather firm looking.

Do you work out?
 

Broken

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HavokChylde said:
They're rather firm looking.

Do you work out?
I have been known to do some squat thrusts from time to time.
 
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Broken said:
I have been known to do some squat thrusts from time to time.

Eeeee, that's what she said.

I've got really strong muscles in my right arm. A constant jerking motion gets ya quite pumped.
 

Broken

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HavokChylde said:
Eeeee, that's what she said.
See ding a ling: you are looking at it from all the wrong angle..
 
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#15
Broken said:
See ding a ling: you are looking at it from all the wrong angle..

Holy Hot Dog Batman! It's a boy!





When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

And then mama took me took me to grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibue.
Every time that bell would ring,
Catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was climbing the garden wall.
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was swimming across turtle creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimming across that thing
With both hands holding my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

This here so song, it ain't so sad.
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playing with your own ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling,
We saw you playing with your ding a ling.
My ding a ling, everybody sing,
I want to play with my ding,
Everybody, my ding a ling,
Oh my ding a ling,
I want to play with my ding a ling.

 

Broken

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Should have used jerk and clean.or clean and jerk. instead of squat thrusts.. Oh well.. fuck it..

WtF Dunce
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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HavokChylde said:
Holy Hot Dog Batman! It's a boy!





When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

And then mama took me took me to grammar school,
But I stopped off in the vestibue.
Every time that bell would ring,
Catch me playing with my ding a ling a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was climbing the garden wall.
I slipped and had a terrible fall.
I fell so hard I heard bells ring,
But held on to my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Once I was swimming across turtle creek,
Man, them snappers all around my feet.
Sure was hard swimming across that thing
With both hands holding my ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

This here so song, it ain't so sad.
The cutest little song you ever had.
Those of you who will not sing,
You must be playing with your own ding a ling.

Oh, my ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.
My ding a ling, my ding a ling,
I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Your ding a ling, your ding a ling,
We saw you playing with your ding a ling.
My ding a ling, everybody sing,
I want to play with my ding,
Everybody, my ding a ling,
Oh my ding a ling,
I want to play with my ding a ling.

ding a ling
 

FUCKORBEFUCKED

Pissed off since birth
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HavokChylde said:
lol, how do you even know that's me??

Why don't you check out Broken's profile, and assume that's him?




When you make an assumption, you make an ass, out of you and umption.
I wouldn't be proud to post a pic like the one in your profile. OK, FUCKTARD that's how I know it's you. The one BROKEN has is different story. . :mfinger:
 
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Broken said:
Should have used jerk and clean.or clean and jerk. instead of squat thrusts.. Oh well.. fuck it..

WtF Dunce

I find that if you wrap a paper towel around....Oh wait that's TOO personal.

I'm just saying, it lightens the workload.

Don't beat yourself up about it.




The italics are for the idiots who just aren't punny.
 

skylinec

Somewhere in the Between
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#20
FUCKORBEFUCKED said:
I wouldn't be proud to post a pic like the one in your profile. OK, FUCKTARD that's how I know it's you. The one BROKEN has is different story. . :mfinger:
brokens is wrong