Smashed genitals

DIZNUTS

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mmm...cheese said:
Friend fell off his bed in the middle of a wet dream and smashed his balls and boner!
ouch! but umm how do u know this?
 

Zickddot

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wow you're getting really defensive, why is that? are u protecting yourself from the truth? did u break your testicles? can u no longer make babies? is brad pitt really cheating on jen with angolina?
 

Infidel

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One time I was out trail riding on horseback and this fucking squirrel came out of nowhere and spooked the hell out of the horse when it ran through its legs. The horse started bucking and my nuts got smashed against the saddle horn. Then I got thrown from the horse and I landed on my face and shoulder.

Falling from a bed is nothing, he will live. Shit, my nuts still work.
 

Zickddot

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:woot: i aplaude you. im giving you the "balls of steal" award for having lived through the biggest balls accident
 

Zickddot

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lots of things happen like that...its karma

was he by chance kicking small animals earlier that day?
 

Unforgiven

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Nobody yet asked how he knew it was during a wet dream.

mmm... cheese... is there something you're not telling us?