Smoke Detectors

Jason

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I am going to commits hari kari because the damn smoke detector (with battery backup) I have won't stop churping all night without another 9volt battery I don't have a spare of. Removing the battery completely still produces the churping.. I guess I'll hit the circuit breaker. :bomb:
 

BrIONwoshMunky

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Your smoke detectors are hard-wired into your house? :confused: Weird. :(

And I think I would find a way to dismantle a smoke detector rather than rearrange my face with a 12 guage.
 

MaxPower

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Jason, Just light a piece of newspaper, and place it under the smoke detector. Then it will produce a nice steady shrill sound, as oppose to an annoying periodic chirp.
 

Descent

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Fuck, I hate those things. That's why you have to get a REAL smoke alarm, one hardwired into a security system. They have battery backups, so when the power is out it will still notify the firemen.

We have a Slomin's in our house...It's great! We don't need it, really, but it helps.
 

Smoke

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Jason, heres what you do. Grab a sledgehammer and smash that son-of-a-bitch. Should help that annoying sound. :thumbsup:
 

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Jason said:
I am going to commits hari kari because the damn smoke detector (with battery backup) I have won't stop churping all night without another 9volt battery I don't have a spare of. Removing the battery completely still produces the churping.. I guess I'll hit the circuit breaker. :bomb:
Go buy a damn UPS and run a wire to each Detector in your house. Wire it correctly, and by that time are done; you should be so tired you wont be woken by the beeping.