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So I killed some guy tonight

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tzedek

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All the weed i've been smoking and valium i've been taking just pushed me over the edge. I cant take this shit anymore, all these hardcore drugs are getting to me. This guy honked at me when he cut me off. :mad: so I followed that asshole home and stabbed the shit out of his pussy ass. That learned him.

http://www.psyweb.com/Drughtm/valium.html
 

bnccoder

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I've taken those before, those are nice pills. Hope you get off dude. :thumbsup:
 

Brazen

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So you stabed the fuck out of someone.. Any pics??
 

tzedek

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bnccoder said:
I've taken those before, those are nice pills. Hope you get off dude. :thumbsup:
nah man, they are hardcore. They can totally ruin your life. :confuse:
 

bnccoder

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tzedek said:
nah man, they are hardcore. They can totally ruin your life. :confuse:
Ya, but they are nice pills.
 

tzedek

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bnccoder said:
Ya, but they are nice pills.
no way man. hardcore. this shit is bananas
 

bnccoder

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tzedek said:
no way man. hardcore. this shit is bananas
I got them for free by the handfulls. They were nice pills I've had way better pills than that, but they were nice pills.
 

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Im on vallium. I dont see what the big deal is. They dont get me high or whatever. Just helps with my anziety
 

bnccoder

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Im on vallium. I dont see what the big deal is. They dont get me high or whatever. Just helps with my anziety
Take about 6 of them and drink some strong alcohol.
 

tzedek

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sinamon said:
Im on vallium. I dont see what the big deal is. They dont get me high or whatever. Just helps with my anziety

nah man just ask descent. they will totally fuck you up. ruin your life.
 

UberSkippy

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Dude, that's ok. You were hopped up on those hard core heavy drugs. They shouldn't punish you for that. You just need rehab and a kiss from your mommie.

I shot my neighbor's cat. They let me off because I'd been popping Advil all day. The cops told me that the drugs made me do it.
 
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:rotflmao:

10/10!

Did you just break up with your girlfriend?
 

LiberatioN

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whoa...hope they don't find out it was you. This could be used as incriminating evidence. :rolleyes:
 

tzedek

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:rotflmao:

10/10!

Did you just break up with your girlfriend?
no, that bitch wouldnt even think of dumping me. :mad:
 

UberSkippy

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tzedek said:
no, that bitch wouldnt even think of dumping me. :mad:
Plastic dolls can't talk anyway. He's set in the woman department.
 

gehtfuct

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bnccoder said:
Take about 6 of them and drink some strong alcohol.
And if you wake up, you can enjoy a healthy portion of memory loss.
You really should consider using your brain for something other than just keeping your ass perpendicular to the ground.


Just a thought.
 

bnccoder

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gehtfuct said:
And if you wake up, you can enjoy a healthy portion of memory loss.
You really should consider using your brain for something other than just keeping your ass perpendicular to the ground.


Just a thought.
Those days were a long time ago. I do use my brain now.
 

tzedek

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UberSkippy said:
Dude, that's ok. You were hopped up on those hard core heavy drugs. They shouldn't punish you for that. You just need rehab and a kiss from your mommie.

I shot my neighbor's cat. They let me off because I'd been popping Advil all day. The cops told me that the drugs made me do it.
hate it when that happens
 

gehtfuct

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Those days were a long time ago. I do use my brain now.
Well don't be fuckin' usin' it here!

WTF is wrong with you?
 
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