So I woke up pissing on myself...fucking lacix and Evan Williams...Good mornin watergate

JimmyStuart71

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Just a random thought for the day, but why do some people have a fear penguins? I mean c'mon how scary are they? It's not like ya can't outrun one.
 

BlastemSkyHigh

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This is why..

Reputation: Penguins only live in icy regions near the poles. Penguins form lifelong loving relationships with their partners and are the perfect caring parents.

Reality: Most penguin species live in temperate or tropical places. They frequently cheat on their partners and engage in homosexual acts. Penguin mothers kidnap each other's chicks
 
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JimmyStuart71

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Damn it Blastem, that is a well reasoned response and it touches me deeply in my marshmallows. Nuke em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.