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So, What your fav technique?

Roffles

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as in the title, but more of, whats your fav masturbation technique?

(someone mentioned continuing the beating off talk)
 

dustinzgirl

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Roffles said:
as in the title, but more of, whats your fav masturbation technique?

(someone mentioned continuing the beating off talk)
are you serious?
 

Roffles

Call it, Friendo.
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not really, but some people are just really, really, really fucking open about this kind of topic
 

dustinzgirl

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Unforgiven said:
unfortunately he is, DG.

kids these days
well, hopefully this doesnt become to graphic, or i might have to vomit.

and just for the record, I dont masterbate. I have a man to do it for me. And I am a grown up, so that is allright. kids should not have sexual contact. and if you dont know if you are old enough or not to have sex, then you probably are not.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
well, hopefully this doesnt become to graphic, or i might have to vomit.

and just for the record, I dont masterbate. I have a man to do it for me. And I am a grown up, so that is allright. kids should not have sexual contact. and if you dont know if you are old enough or not to have sex, then you probably are not.
i'm too young for sex.

i am only 20, after all :)
 

dookie

OMGWTFBBQ!!1!
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Roffles said:
not really, but some people are just really, really, really fucking open about this kind of topic
call me crazy, but i'm not very open about this particular topic
 

Descent

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HAHAHA! I just posted another "Masturb8shun" thread, and didn't even see this one.

Oh well.

My fav technique is the ol' lubed up righty. The left feels like a retarded person is doing it.
 
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While I can admit I used to masturbate a bit .. get yoruself a girl. Just one, that's really all you need. After you've experienced a good, well given blowjob or fuck from an experienced girl, you'll realize you're just another dumb shit using super-glide anal lube with your right hand.

So, go get a girl. If only once, for only one night, get a girl.
 

GottaHurt

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Roffles said:
......whats your fav masturbation technique?
Both hands and an electrical cord.

BTW, anyone who claims they don't/haven't masturbated, even after being in a relationship, is a lying mofo.
 

_Kitana_

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GottaHurt said:
Both hands and an electrical cord.

BTW, anyone who claims they don't/haven't masturbated, even after being in a relationship, is a lying mofo.
Or if they tell you they never have masturbated. Its natural part of being human

with that being said... I am not to erotic when I masturbate. I don't like sex toys or unnatural things... so its basically two fingers or soo...
 

Bullshyt

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GottaHurt said:
Both hands and an electrical cord.

BTW, anyone who claims they don't/haven't masturbated, even after being in a relationship, is a lying mofo.

Yes yes, but a person who says they masturbate to Winnie the Pooh pictures hanging on their wall is a fucked up mofo!

(Oh and by the way, Triumph is a kickass group :thumbsup: )
 

TwisT

Hooked on Rocks!
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Roffles said:
as in the title, but more of, whats your fav masturbation technique?

(someone mentioned continuing the beating off talk)
My favorite tcnique?????
HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM? Let's see??
with a lady friend!