Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?