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Some People are so F***ing Stoopid...

2Tired2Protest

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Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?
 

ron

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2Tired2Protest said:
Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?
They kept you occupied for a whole day, didn't they? You've now discovered their purpose.

That's a good stunt, though. I'll have to try it the next time I'm bored of being a mallrat with my props.
 

GottaHurt

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Hmmmmm? I think I can twist this into some sort of pick-up line.Noted and filed.
 

fasteddie

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I'm surprised she didn't call you an idiot for asking such a blatant question, then again, this is the MALL we're talking about...
 
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2Tired2Protest said:
Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?
Ahh yes.. the mall. What time's your mom picking us up?
 

wwttff

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There's always going to be a dumbass out there that doesn't know what he or she is wearing but we are just glad it aint us! They are gona die soon anyway ( :cool: or gona be murdered by me :cool: ).
 

Broken

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2Tired2Protest said:
Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?
Yeah sounds like something Howie Mandel would do... I hate Howie Mandel..Obnoxious pre-teens these days.
 
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2Tired2Protest said:
Yesterday, as usual, I was being a mallrat with the rest of my so-called friends. (Really, they're just props) and we were bored. So then I see this girl. She's wearing a shirt that says ABERCROMBIE & FITCH in XXXL letters, sort of like a billboard. I say, free advertising for Abercrombie. Anyway, I go up to her, and say, "Where'd you get your shirt?" The dumbass looks down for a second like she forgot, and tells me. I was amazed that she didn't even know what she was wearing. We tried this on several other human billboards, all of whom exhibited the same f***ing stupid behavior. One guy even scratched his head and thought for a second. OMG WHY ARE THE WORLD FULLA STOIPID PEEPL HOO KENT SPELLL?
i do agree that the world is full with the wrong kind of people. people that no matter what they wear will always look like they havn't taken a shower in days/weeks/months. the kind of people that drive 40 on the freeway. and people who don't know what the fuck they are wearing.
i did a similar thing to someone. that somone was my dumbass jewish mother fucking brother(half brother, thank god!) anyway, he was wearing a shirt that skaters wear and i asked him how you were supposed to spell it. him being the stupid shit that he is thinks for a moment and begins spelling, only to get it wrong. once again i hate the world.
 

wwttff

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Always going to be fucked up people out there but thats our job... TO KILL THEM! :mfinger: