some yo momma jokes

RebelBuddha

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Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone wire.

Momma so short she could hang glide off the curb with a Dorito.

Momma so poor she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo momma so fat, the bitch jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat and Black when she goes to the beach the EPA try to clean that hoe up talmbout "It's the worst spill since BP."

Momma so dumb bitch bought a solar powered flashlight so she could see better at night.

Momma so dumb she tried to send an email through her mailbox.
 
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CoprophagousCop

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Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

(I like telling this one to my cousins whose mothers are sisters and fathers are brothers.)
 
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