Kay.
What next?
If you must, I shall ramble.
During the war, there was quite an uprising known as "The opposition." These fuckers didn't know when to quit. They started at the dawn of man kind, and they're still fighting today. Some of more well-known battles of the war have been Man Vs. Dinosaur (fossil fest B.C.), Man Vs. Tiger (Gladiator Gulch A.D.), And the ever popular Man vs Man (Inquisitions, War of 1812, Revolutionary war, Civil wars all over the earth, Gulf War, Vietnam, World Wars One and Two, Star Wars, And the three Reichs that have tried to take over the world). Although there have been an endless amount of wars, we at NoSubstance Inc. think that these are the most entertaining. So, for your enjoyment, here is some ASCII that will be screwed up when I actually post it.
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Yes, I did just get frustrated and give up.