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someone stole part of my lunch today

teh_agge

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2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
 

mariusthegreat

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teh_agge said:
2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.....theres always the vending machines tho.....but still...ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!!...dude..suck it up...if you find out who it was....dirty sanchez time....
 

Skitch0o0

Put it in MY butt...
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teh_agge said:
2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
Hell, I'd rub them all against my scrotum. It's not like I don't bathe.
 

Paul

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we had an employee who did this a few years back.... basically had the boss send out a nice "just wanted to know who is doing it" type email then had the guy fired
 

Icarus

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Dude, there's a simple solution.

Fuck him up :thumbsup:

Nobody's ever stolen my lunch... but I never have anything good to steal.
 

TwisT

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NoSubstance said:
Dude, there's a simple solution.

Fuck him up :thumbsup:

Nobody's ever stolen my lunch... but I never have anything good to steal.
even better.....Exlax brownies.......Load'em up real good...I'm talkin shit on command......put'em in a bag with your name on it and only put the brownies in...That way there are no other options!.....If you do this....."You the fuckin man". That mother fucker won't now what hit him. and when he figures it out whats he gonna do? By saying something he will admit fault..
:mfinger: :mfinger:

One thing! park your car across the street where he CANNOT find it, and hide your lunch for the rest of your days with him as a coworker...I know U say "I shouldn't have to go through all that". But trust me he'll figure out it was you, and if he's the type to steal your lunch, then my guess is that he would nt think twice about keying your ride.... But wouldn't that be the best? I have so wanted to do this but haven't had the chance. but will someday!..................burn fucker burn..... :mfinger:
 

mariusthegreat

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holy mother fucker...im gonna try that at work.....fuck the whole..someone stealing my lunch...im just gonna hand them out.....fuck yeah dude....thanks for the idea...
 

otepsoul

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teh_agge said:
2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
maybe its a childhood bully.
 
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TwisT said:
even better.....Exlax brownies.......Load'em up real good...I'm talkin shit on command......put'em in a bag with your name on it and only put the brownies in...That way there are no other options!.....If you do this....."You the fuckin man". That mother fucker won't now what hit him. and when he figures it out whats he gonna do? By saying something he will admit fault..
:mfinger: :mfinger:
hahah i did that to my friends brownies once....funny as hell.....never figured out it was me either....mwuahahahahahaha
 

Rust

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mariusthegreat said:
holy mother fucker...im gonna try that at work.....fuck the whole..someone stealing my lunch...im just gonna hand them out.....fuck yeah dude....thanks for the idea...
naw what you do is bake a shitload of them and give them to a bakesale. :D
 
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teh_agge said:
2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
:cookie:
 

TwisT

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mariusthegreat said:
holy mother fucker...im gonna try that at work.....fuck the whole..someone stealing my lunch...im just gonna hand them out.....fuck yeah dude....thanks for the idea...
Anytime...
 

NaughtyGirl21

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I never had that happen to me. I don't take lunch to work. I work at a resturant so I just eat thier food. We do play jokes on others though. We have put a shit load of salt or hot sauce in drinks of other empoyees. Its so funny to see thier faces. One time our manager wanted some fresh cooked friend chicken and this guy made some alright. He first put hot peper all over that chicken then put hot sauce on it then he put that flour and stuff on it and it looked normal so when he gave it to the manager his mouth was on fire...lmao :lol: :rotflmao:
 

undiehiker04

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teh_agge said:
2 string cheese's and a snack-pack chocolate pudding - WTF kind of shit is that - I work in a place where everyone has a degree - everone is paid well.. why the fuck would you steal a buck twenty five worth of food..

I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a

OMG not your snack-pack ........................quick call the police....holy shit.................i will pray for your snack-pack and maybe even the cheese stings too

honestly though this is second grade bullshit
 

NaughtyGirl21

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undiehiker04 said:
OMG not your snack-pack ........................quick call the police....holy shit.................i will pray for your snack-pack and maybe even the cheese stings too

honestly though this is second grade bullshit
OMG, let me ask what hick town are you from?
 

mariusthegreat

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undiehiker04 said:
OMG not your snack-pack ........................quick call the police....holy shit.................i will pray for your snack-pack and maybe even the cheese stings too

honestly though this is second grade bullshit

DO NOT FUCK WITH A MANS LUNCH!!! EVER.....
 

MaxPower

You're my number two
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teh_agge said:
I'm going to start packing my lunch in a paper bag that reads "I rubbed one of the items in this bag against my scrodum - help yourself"

fuck'n-a
I'm a wise ass. That wouldn't work with me. I would do one of two things.

1. Take an item out of your lunch and rub it on my scrotum, then leave a note to inform you (the next day)

OR

2. Write back on the bag. "so did I. You guess."

I'm not that much of a prick, so it would most likely be #2. But if you pissed me off, it would be #1.