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Something a girl would like to know

NaughtyGirl21

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Why is it every month, I have to be one of the most unluckiest girls to get their period and get the worst cramps ever, some girls don't get cramps at all. I can't even work when I get them it hurts so bad. I take all kinds of pain killers but it doesn't help. I know they have birth control out there that will stop your period for a few months but it is a bitch when you get it because it lasts for about a week longer and thats not good. I wish they could come up with some reserch of medicines with a really good product that we can take to never get a period again but be able to have our normal functions. I just hate that one time of the month every month and suffering through the pain, and I know the guys with girlfriends can't stand it either when they are total bitches when its that time.
 

dustinzgirl

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Uh, OK. I am a girl, but this is just kind of an annoying thread. Been done before. It is just something you have to live with. God didnt give men periods or the ability to give birth to kids because men are pussy whiners and they would not survive.
 

BRiT

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Perhaps it's God's way of punishing you for being an evil person?
 

Pachyderm

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When I first started my period I was 14 and really athletic, so it lasted for 14 days at a time, but then would not come back for 4 months..The very first time it hadn't come back for 6 months.
Now that I am almost 5 years older, I know that vicodin definitly kicks ass. That's all you need to know..well maybe a little bit more.
 

MaxPower

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BRiT said:
Perhaps it's God's way of punishing you for being an evil person?
She's a woman, she can't help that.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Uh, OK. I am a girl, but this is just kind of an annoying thread. Been done before. It is just something you have to live with. God didnt give men periods or the ability to give birth to kids because men are pussy whiners and they would not survive.
yes we are :(
 

dustinzgirl

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BRiT said:
Perhaps it's God's way of punishing you for being an evil person?
Yes, all women are evil. We ended Eden. Not because satan tempted us, but because We Wanted Too.
 

dustinzgirl

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Pachyderm said:
When I first started my period I was 14 and really athletic, so it lasted for 14 days at a time, but then would not come back for 4 months..The very first time it hadn't come back for 6 months.
Now that I am almost 5 years older, I know that vicodin definitly kicks ass. That's all you need to know..well maybe a little bit more.
I dont have a period very often, but when I do it hurts like a motherfucker. Doctor says it is becuase I dont eat enough and I am under too much stress.
 
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dustinzgirl said:
Yes, all women are evil. We ended Eden. Not because satan tempted us, but because We Wanted Too.
damn you... as a result of your actions, we have to wear clothes :mad:
 

dustinzgirl

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But you guys cant live without us. Well, I guess you could, but wouldnt that be boring as hell?
 
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dustinzgirl said:
But you guys cant live without us. Well, I guess you could, but wouldnt that be boring as hell?
it would be tragic... especially for a straight male such as myself.
 

TwisT

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dustinzgirl said:
But you guys cant live without us. Well, I guess you could, but wouldnt that be boring as hell?
Your right I love the Tang too much..
 

Descent

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Yep...girls have periods, and guys have the pain you get when you get hit in the testicles. It hurts beyond belief...I sorta know how you feel.

Oh...I have had cramps so bad one time in school, I was screaming in pain. I'm a total pussy when it comes to pain...I have a low threshold. So anyway, I go into the bathroom for twenty minutes, and I take the best shit of my life. All of my pressure was relieved in my intestines. So I go up to math class, and five minutes later, I have to shit again. Another twenty minutes, and I am a free man. One of my brother's friends walked into the bathroom while I was shitting, and he said, "Oh god! Jim! You stunk up the place!" So we had a good laugh, then he left. I go home on the bus, and proceed to open up my birthday presents...what a day to be sick! Anyway, I hope the cramps you had were not THAT bad...
 

G's-up

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CuddleMuffin said:
Why is it every month, I have to be one of the most unluckiest girls to get their period and get the worst cramps ever, some girls don't get cramps at all. I can't even work when I get them it hurts so bad. I take all kinds of pain killers but it doesn't help. I know they have birth control out there that will stop your period for a few months but it is a bitch when you get it because it lasts for about a week longer and thats not good. I wish they could come up with some reserch of medicines with a really good product that we can take to never get a period again but be able to have our normal functions. I just hate that one time of the month every month and suffering through the pain, and I know the guys with girlfriends can't stand it either when they are total bitches when its that time.

SHIT dont have any kids then.......you think cramps hurt......ROFLMFAO!! Try pushing a watermelon out your ass and having cramps X's500000 for hours before that though........and to make it even that much more enjoyable ..... Try having TWINS!!! :thumbsup:
 

Shai'Hulud

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jstager said:
Yep...girls have periods, and guys have the pain you get when you get hit in the testicles. It hurts beyond belief...I sorta know how you feel.

Oh...I have had cramps so bad one time in school, I was screaming in pain. I'm a total pussy when it comes to pain...I have a low threshold. So anyway, I go into the bathroom for twenty minutes, and I take the best shit of my life. All of my pressure was relieved in my intestines. So I go up to math class, and five minutes later, I have to shit again. Another twenty minutes, and I am a free man. One of my brother's friends walked into the bathroom while I was shitting, and he said, "Oh god! Jim! You stunk up the place!" So we had a good laugh, then he left. I go home on the bus, and proceed to open up my birthday presents...what a day to be sick! Anyway, I hope the cramps you had were not THAT bad...
Dude. That's fucking awesome. XD I want to give you a hug. :D
 

MaxPower

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G's-up said:
SHIT dont have any kids then.......you think cramps hurt......ROFLMFAO!! Try pushing a watermelon out your ass and having cramps X's500000 for hours before that though........and to make it even that much more enjoyable ..... Try having TWINS!!! :thumbsup:
Wow. That's really hot :thumbsup: